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Conversation Lag

When a group of people are talking and one person leaves for one reason or another. The conversation still continues and changes subject. When the person returns they still believe the conversation is on the previous topic and are confused for a moment.
Person 1: ...and then I totally sniped him from across the map. It was aweseome!!!
Person 2: brb gotta use the bathroom
Person 1: So I stopped playing right then because that was such a perfect kill.
Person 3: So do you wanna go see a movie tonight?
Person 1: Yea sure. What do you wanna see?
Person 2: Ok back. So what did you so after you sniped him?
Person 1: Whoa dude, you have some conversation lag going on, we already talked about that!
by pfarriss May 9, 2010
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taco-burrito conversation

A conversation of two people and no more. Used only when excluding a kibbitzer.
A+B: (conversation)
C: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
A: This is a taco-burrito conversation...nachos ("not yours")!
by Durvin June 6, 2009
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Nonversation

A conversation where tons is said but no one actually speaks.
"I had and awesome goodbye with Travis yesterday. He gave me his computer and then we had one of those good solid man moment where everything gets said but no one's talking. I call it a nonversation."
-Bobby from Cougar Town
by Lenny24 October 1, 2010
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Nonversation

A nonversation is simply a conversation with someone who you do not wish to talk with, therefore using as many one word answers as possible, hoping that they get the hint.
Librarian: So hav you read many books this year?
Schoolboy: Uhmm....No
Librarian: Oh...did you at least finish that book set for your school project?
Schoolboy: Ye
Librarian: Did it take you long?
Schoolboy: about a week......i gtg (runs really fast in opposite direction)

Schoolboy: Man...that was the worst nonversation i evr had!
Friend: Really i find the librarian really nice to talk with
(all other kids stare)
by George_ME January 20, 2008
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intelligent conversation

SkyFallsDownx: assmaster 123
King Chad C: FUCK A CAKE FUCKHAM
SkyFallsDownx: I DO
SkyFallsDownx: ALL THE TIME
King Chad C: GOOD
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SkyFallsDownx: LOLOLOLOLBACON
by CHAD C January 6, 2005
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Conversation-Ender

N. A word, pherase or emoticon that abruptly and aquwardly ends a conversation between two or more people.
Person 1: John and I were texting yesterday then he said "lol".
Person 2: Wow, what a conversation-ender!
by XcokrokerX June 3, 2010
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Conversation Hog

Someone who must be the center at attention in all conversations and will not let someone get a word in edgewise.
This person can continue with sentence after sentence without breathing.It is truly an endurance feat.
That damn conversation hog wouldn't even let me have a conversation with someone else without interjecting gibberish.Thinking they are so FUCKING PROFOUND.

Did you hear that conversation hog at the companies holiday party ? The idiot didn't know which way to go !
He tried having three conversations at the same time.

The last time we saw that conversation hog he was was battling with the that conceited corporate cunt over there next to the CFO for the CEOs attention.

Did that conversation hog let anyone speak ?
That is no different at the office daily.He MUST know something about everything.
When in reality he doesn't know JACK SHIT.
by JohnJobee October 12, 2011
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