skipping the monkeys

"Skipping the monkeys" is a metaphor for skipping past the boring stuff to get to the good stuff. 2001: A Space Odyssey, the film begins with an instrumental overture that lasts about 5 minutes and then there’s 15 minutes of, for lack of a better word, monkeys. I love 2001: A Space Odyssey and would never approve of fast forwarding through any part of the movie unless you’ve seen the movie many times and don’t necessarily want to sit through a slow part to get to the good stuff. -Scott Moschella

Let’s say you’re going to a concert. Who wants to sit through two lackluster opening acts to get to the headliner? I say, “Skip those monkeys!” Restless at work? Skip the monkeys and take an early lunch. Who cares how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Skip the monkeys and bite into that sucker. -Scott Moschella

by Scott Moschella May 13, 2005

Rainbow Butt Monkeys

A alternative rock band previously stationed in Canada. Now better known as Finger Eleven.

Person 1: I found an old album by some group called the "Rainbow Butt Monkeys". It's pretty good.
Person 2: Sounds stupid. You should start listening to Finger Eleven instead.

by iamdabomb182 January 13, 2009

box of monkeys

The worlds funnest toy; the one toy every child dreams of having; an upgrade of Barrel of Monkeys.

Let's break out the best toy in the world, Box of Monkeys, and have a blast.

by Mandrew January 19, 2004

Young Moneyism

A sentence with a proper noun analogy, without the use of the word "like." Often used by the rap group Young Money, also frequently used by Kanye West.

"I keep her running back and forth, soccer team"
-Lil Wayne
"Two thumbs up, Ebert and Roeper"
-Drake
"I keep coming off the top, asbestos"
-Nicki Minaj
"This is bad real bad, Michael Jackson"
-Kanye West

"You use so many young moneyism, you sound like you are in a rap song."

"Did you hear the latest young moneyism?"

"You just got young moneyed!"

by mad real mad, joe jackson March 16, 2010

cheese-eating surrender monkeys

1. A reasonably entertaining epithet used in the Simpsons to describe the french.
2. Used by a plagiarist, a bore, an asshat, a neoconservative, a douchebag and/or a dickwad, as a weak attempt to appear smart; and an unoriginal way to describe the french.

Hi. I'm an asshat neoconservative dickwad bore. Those french over there are cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Aren't I smart?

by moofmonkey November 25, 2003

sea monkeys

Alternate term for seamen or man milk

by XopsX June 12, 2003

sand monkeys

The term used for Islamic terrorist that like to Yeet into buildings and blow shit up

The sand monkeys did 911

by MaddysGoneMissing December 27, 2018