monitor tan

Someone who spends too much time infront of computer and get a tan off the monitor instead of the sun

Fuck that cunt needs to get out ... look at his monitor tan

by Michael1 May 25, 2005

Moniz

To manscape yourself to within an inch of your life.

Liam felt a bit hairy lately, and decided it was time for a Moniz.
Liam was told that the only thing that separated him from a chimpanzee was a Moniz.

by Poostie Malaka April 22, 2017

Monika

Monika is a very kute girl. She likes to make people laugh. She is very shy. But then again, she's not. She's not fake at all. She give great advice and she's probably the best friend you will ever have. She's krazy and likes to party. Spells everything with a K. After all, her name is spelled with a K. People kall her "Monika with a K". Because she's that kool.

Eric : "Dude, who's that?"

Omar : "Oh, that's Monika"

Eric : "Oh damn she's hot."

Omar : "Yeah but back off, she's mine.

by Moooonikaaaaa October 18, 2010

monitor

a device that is required in order to watch porn.

i fried my monitor after ejaculating all over it while watching porn.

by snorg whore February 11, 2010

Monica Lewinsky

Intern that gave Clinton a great time.

Yo bitch, come on over here and give me a 'ML'. A Monica Lewinsky.

by Scarface_is_King June 25, 2004

Monica

The most amazing girl on the planet. She is so damn funny and laughs all the time. She has an incredible sense of humor and her laugh is just so cute. In reality, she is really shy and quiet but once you get to know her, she can be amazing!! Release the inner beast and she will please you hehe. But yeah she is the most gorgeous girl ever <3 she is bae af

Omg i just met a Monica. She is so bae

by asjdsdj12 October 14, 2016

Monies

Multiple forms of money. If I have a fistful of Pounds, a fistful of Euros, and a fistful of Dollars, then I have three monies

I'll send the Dollars, Pounds, and Euros by bank transfer. All three monies will be sent tomorrow.

by thebigthang November 13, 2011