Bark Mitzvah

The moment when a puppy becomes a dog.

Buster went the whole day without eating a cushion... I think he had his Bark Mitzvah!

by CM_Schwartzy July 23, 2014

Luke Moity

a loudass french kid who talks about fifa and works in a cheese boutique. he thinks soccer is a real sport and his step-dad has a fake tesla. he thinks he's elite because he smokes weed but he's just a crackhead. he is most likely going to overdose on meth. he is gluten-free.

damn you're being such a luke moity right now

by hi,french,swansea June 4, 2019

fat mitzvah

When an overweight or obese Jewish girl has a bat mitzvah.

Well, our daughter is having her bat mitzvah tomorrow, but she's overweight meaning we'll be holding a fat mitzvah!

by The Real Driller December 9, 2020

Zoom-Mitzvah

A bar or a bat mitzvah performed over zoom

“I’m going to a zoom-mitzvah during the pandemic.”

by the professional yarter December 20, 2020

Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvah

When a married couple get divorced, the son has to become the new man of the house and start fucking his mother.

This is referred to as a Tampa Bay Bat Mitzvah when it's the daughter and father.

Cleetus: "Now that the divorce is final, Ma says I gotta start fillin' the hole Daddy left behind. Tonight's gonna be my Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvah.

by GoNorthToGetSouth July 5, 2021

Chinese Bar Mitzvah

After tit-fucking a young lady, one pulls his penis from in between the female's breasts and smacks his penis on her face whilst ejaculating. Also, during his ejaculation, he stretches the edges of her eyes towards her ears slightly in order to make her look like she is Chinese. It is important to note that if the female is already Chinese, then this need not be done. The last, and possibly most crucial piece to this sexual endeavor, is that while all of this is going on, the man must be singing "Hava Nagila."

I heard the Hava Nagila, so I walked in to Elijah's room to see him giving Ling Chin a Chinese Bar Mitzvah.

by Jokr12 March 30, 2009

Moiz

This guys hates his life. He hates school and is good at absolutely nothing at all. He is like the weather, always keeps on changing. There are days when he is friendly and days when he is grumpy and sad. When a Moiz is grumpy and sad STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM

Why is he so Moiz all the time

by Whyurban March 26, 2019