get moist

female equivalent of getting a 'boner'

i saw his harley and got moist

i saw those new mcfoolsley guitars and got moist!

the bluntsman's new inventory made me get moist!

rosanna's stiff nipples and butt length magnificent hair, got me moist!

by michael foolsley March 02, 2010

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So Moist

Describes the perfect condition of wetness. A multi-use statement used to describe anything from food to a bodily orifice.

These brownies are so moist.

My pussy is so moist.

He pumped his nut in my ass and now my bung is so moist.

I just sharted myself. My cheeks feel so moist now.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

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Moist Flapper

The release of loud flatulence that sounds noticibly moist and wet. The hallmark of the Moist Flapper is that the flatula released always sounds wet but may not always actually be wet and result in the release of any feces aka Moose Jelly requiring a quick wipe.

Sherwin was rearranging his couch when he pushed on the heavy price and wound up straining and dropping a Moist Flapper. Fortunately it only sounded wet and didn't require a wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 06, 2014

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moist vagina

1. when a female is sexually aroused

2. chicken: someone who is scared to do something; usually sexual or dangerous

1. and 2. Dude, quit being a moist vagina and give her a moist vagina!

by rochman March 21, 2008

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Mommy moist

When a single mothers vagina gets wet from when a single man plays with or is nice to her kid.

Watch out bro, If she sees you playin' with her kid she'll get all mommy moist for your ass. The next thing you know youll be the new daddy. Single Moms always give it up to dudes that are nice to there kids.

by Chuck G January 30, 2008

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