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Moderate Christian

Someone who doesn't believe anything in the bible, doesn't go to church, sins on a regular basis, but believes god exists anyway. Pretty much an atheist who hasn't read the bible or ever considered that their parents lied to them.
Atheist: Have you actually read the bible?
Moderate Christian: No, but my priest said it was a good book because it says we shouldn't kill people or steal things.
Atheist: It also says you should beat your slaves and rape a virgin to make her your wife. Plus, every culture in existence has had provisions against killing and stealing.
Moderate Christian: It's my belief, you intolerant Atheist! You're so intolerant. Why can't you let me believe what I want? You're always coming to my door, buying tv networks, and teaching little kids that they will suffer forever if they aren't atheists.

(Agnostic joins in): Yeah you atheists are so intolerant. You can't prove there isn't a god.
Atheist: I wasn't trying to. I was only saying the bible is a pretty bad book; it condones slavery, rape, and mass murder.
Agnostic: INTOLERANT!!!!
by 666dmetal666 January 27, 2012
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Discord Trial Moderator Day

December 19th is Discord Trial Moderator Day, they Day that any Trial Moderator will be ascended to Moderator and are allowed to harass, warn and mute any member they want and no one can do anything about it. During this day the already existing Moderators will guide the Trial Moderators, now official Moderators, into the ways of simping for egirls.
Man Discord Trial Moderator Day is tomorrow and I can't wait to be ascended to Moderator and simp for egirls.
by Ferdex December 18, 2020
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modernity

A repeated and random word that a bastard uses in a lecture due to the lack of knowledge of the subject.
Blah blah blah blah Modernity Blah blah blah Modernity
by MAAD February 11, 2014
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moderate

A puppet of Corporate America who gains popularity under the guise of being centrist or bipartisan.
Health Insurance lobbyists pay moderates thousands of dollars to obstruct health care reform legislation.
by FaithInTheSystem February 20, 2010
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Gamefaqs moderator

People who work for the moderation of threads and regulate order at gamefaqs dot com
I am a gamefaqs moderator regardless of your opinion on the matter, we don't allow the term to be used in that manner here.
Yeah, umm. Not gonna happen.
I am always right.
It doesn't matter what you think.
I don't care that your argument is valid.
by Thetruth01 October 13, 2012
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moserity

absolute cock whore works at a roblox school bc he has no one in real life
person 1:moserity wants your dick dude

person 2: wtf that’s no surprise
by mellys target June 30, 2019
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The God of Gamefaqs is actually CjayC, not CmenC.
CjayC is so 1337 he can pwn your ass by BANNANATION.
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