minions

The most annoying un loving cancerous yellow piece of shits that you will ever lay your eyes upon. Their company keeps bringing them back based on their children fan base, but every time they come back they get even worse and worse. They are all over social media, people either think they are cute or the straight thinking normal ones thinks they are a fucking embarrassment. Now There are different kinds, there's a normal sized one that can either have one or two eyes that still looks like a piece of shit, there a long yellow penis looking ass, and there's a short fat ass. These fucking overall wearing, sponge bob penis looking, four eyed, dumb ass, little bitch, annoying one eyed ass hats are a disgrace of American society and the entire reputation of the human race.

Look at those yellow fuckers. Those minions make me sick.

by Iamsecretlyagerbil June 12, 2016

Minions

little yellow shits that go around yelling banana and other shit u cant understand.

John: Hey Mike did u see the minions movie? It was awesome!
Mike: You got five seconds before i pour bleach on your mouth.

by MaliciousFloppy October 9, 2015

satan's minions

see

esoteric-occult-secret_societies-fraternal orders etc

satan and his minions are sick assholes

by fuckin freaks January 8, 2005

Minions

The talking corn kernels from the Despicable Me franchise who make kids laugh, but anyone over the age of 13 want to die in their presence. They have exploded so much through greedy cash grabbing and sponsors such as McDonalds that they have gotten the attention of some very bad corners of the internet, such as Rule 34. Minions are now just one of the few cancers hell bent on destroying the internet community as we know it. There are groups who are opposing this imminent demise, such as the r/minionhate subreddit.

Donald Trump is related to minions

by Th3rd July 31, 2015

Minions

Horrible yellow pill-shaped creatures from despicable me that have taken over the internet and will soon take over the world

They talk in their own satanic language on how to take over our minds when we're not watching

"Hey bill, did you know that minions are the cutest things ever!"

by Netherdwells August 13, 2015

Mitiss

1. Saskatchewan slang for the posterior orifice of the body.

2. An ethnic slur for the Cree Metis of Saskatchewan and Manitoba.

3. A sometimes derogatory word for the garbled-French lingo that the Cree Metis often speak.

1. The mosquitos are just everywhere on that lake, and they land all over you continuously. They'd even go up your mitiss, if they could.

2. That log driver you met lives downriver a click or so. He has two kids, from that Mitiss girl.

3. When I was on my way home, some farmers were hauling a load of water rice to town. They tried to speak Mitiss to me.

by J-C-G June 11, 2006

Mithoschronolopitus

The most formal way of greeting known to mankind.

Student: Mithoschronolopitus professor.
Professor: Mithoschronolopitus to you too.

by philistine August 21, 2014