noun: a girl who requires a great of maintainance i.e. dates, gifts, calls, etc. in order that you can continue dating/fucking her.
Adam girlfriend is a high maintainance bitch. If he doesn't drop at least $50 on her a week she won't give up the punani.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003
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by Robert finkle February 19, 2005
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In conversation involving size comparison of two rivalving penis sizes....one man considers his size inferior to rivals, and asks odd request best male freind:
"Will you please listen to me, I'm creating mentacide....will you please check out my size and tell me if it's normal or not? Hemingway did it for Fitzgerald!"
"Will you please listen to me, I'm creating mentacide....will you please check out my size and tell me if it's normal or not? Hemingway did it for Fitzgerald!"
by fabcat June 20, 2012
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by TADPOOL August 22, 2017
Get the Mantash mug.To hold composure, even in the stickiest of situations; to be a juggernaut with grace 100 percent of the time...every time. It may be used at times when someone may be feeling doubt, fear, anger, sadness, nervousness, agitated, shame, or like a pussy; generally among friends. It is the only appropriate remedy when the speaker finds their friend or acquaintance at their lowest state of being.
I opened the door one day to find my best friend soaking wet and crying, and he tells me that he has just lost his job, his wife has left him, his dog ran away, his car was stolen, and he's broke. I had never seen a man look so shockingly, depressed before. After a long pause, the only helpful words that I could think of were "Just maintain." The next day, my friend went big on the stock market and bought a new car, found his dog, got a job with a bigger firm, and had a Victoria Secret model offer to run away with him.
by das Boot1234 October 16, 2007
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Person 1: Omg! Whats that on your head?! EW IM NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU ANYMORE.
Person 2: Sorry! Its just my mantail!
Person 2: Sorry! Its just my mantail!
by AsanteSwagger April 12, 2011
Get the mantail mug.A situation where a mental breakdown occurs: (part one)
When your dad spills coffee over your very important papers, you have to turn into your teachers - even when you told him to be careful.
This just happened and after he went out, I cried and now I'm stress eating. I've already eaten two packages of noodles, lots of bread and two big (ass) cookies and now I'm heading for the third one.
to have a mental breakdown:
itmight silence you and when someone say too much, you just can't hold it in anymore and you might snap (not meaning to).
Everybody, please forgive the person, they're just having a hard time:(
(if you see somebody crying in the club, please slide a big ass chocolate cookie their way - no explaining needed)
When your dad spills coffee over your very important papers, you have to turn into your teachers - even when you told him to be careful.
This just happened and after he went out, I cried and now I'm stress eating. I've already eaten two packages of noodles, lots of bread and two big (ass) cookies and now I'm heading for the third one.
to have a mental breakdown:
itmight silence you and when someone say too much, you just can't hold it in anymore and you might snap (not meaning to).
Everybody, please forgive the person, they're just having a hard time:(
(if you see somebody crying in the club, please slide a big ass chocolate cookie their way - no explaining needed)
MENTAL BREAKDOWN SITUATION:
your teacher just yelled at you. they yelled something disrespectful. and it's your favorite teacher.
CURRENT mission: head to the bathroom and when you've locked the door. go ahead and cry
your teacher just yelled at you. they yelled something disrespectful. and it's your favorite teacher.
CURRENT mission: head to the bathroom and when you've locked the door. go ahead and cry
by SEEYOUONTHEOTHERSIDE December 12, 2019
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