miked

when someone searches urbandictionary.com in order to ruin people's sweet ass ideas

Kid1:How you doin'?
Kid2:I think I've been miked.
Kid1: Gay or urbandictionary.com.
Kid2:UD.com
Kid1: You poor thing

by sheetsbeast March 10, 2009

Mike

Can make your day with just feeling his presence.
Can melt you with his eyes.
Can enchant you with his voice.

Can take you to heaven with his hugs.
Can ecstasy your body with his smell.

What can he do to you if you taste him?

Mike is the man that you want to share your life with for ever. Is what you always have dreamed of. He makes you feel a Godess, protected and also free.

He makes you feel what never before anyone has. I always knew I had to wait for Mike. Although it takes him time to take the first step! :)

I want Mike in my life.

by Ayuryari November 30, 2021

Mike

A really nice guy. But he has the WORST DICK EVER. It tastes and smells like shit. That is all.

"I had a threesome last night. But one of them was a Mike!"
"Eeeew!"

by shiiiittbitches. January 01, 2012

Mike

Mike is my best friend. With a fairly large dick and is a manwhore. Black, fershure. And yet, the coolest guy to be around.

"Whos that blackie over there?"

'Oh.. its just mike."

by WHOREEE69 June 08, 2010

MIKE

boy who has hair resembling a lion

that guy needs a hair cut, has a mike

by raedel April 15, 2010

Mike

UNA DE CAL Y UNA DE ARENA
Can't take him out of my mind.
Drives me from heaven to hell and from hell to heaven.
I can't wait anymore.

Cannot wait even a single breath more... to let us both reach and touch the stars.

Come to me, come now Mike

by Ayuryari December 01, 2021

miked

Getting the hiv from barebacking your girlfriend

Damn I got miked after I did her a few months back.

by GREENYCREW September 11, 2007