Yuppy teens (or real stupid adults) that try too hard to look unique at the mall. But fail miserably since their mallgoth culture is manufactured as the alternative culture for those who act cynnical towards rap and pop, spawning a legion of pale faced losers and making Hot Topic rich.
Ironically Marilyn Manson, their God, is a marketed popstar as well.
Mallgoths lack knowledge about tr00 black metal and real goths, who were nomads during ancient times. They think you just have to listen to Marilyn Manson and shop at Hot Topic to be "unique" and "depressed".
At the mall (which they practically live in), they complain about everything, even about how commercial the mall is.
Ironically Marilyn Manson, their God, is a marketed popstar as well.
Mallgoths lack knowledge about tr00 black metal and real goths, who were nomads during ancient times. They think you just have to listen to Marilyn Manson and shop at Hot Topic to be "unique" and "depressed".
At the mall (which they practically live in), they complain about everything, even about how commercial the mall is.
The mallgoth was depressed that his mommy didn't buy him a new over priced trench coat at Hot Topic so he locked himself up in his black room and listened to Marilyn Manson all day.
by Jose Angeles April 24, 2004
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The only shitty part is that you can't go there without seeing someone from your school, or rival's school, walking right past you with their school mascot hoodie on.
The only shitty part is that you can't go there without seeing someone from your school, or rival's school, walking right past you with their school mascot hoodie on.
Girl 1: Hey, are you going to Freehold Raceway Mall tonight?
Girl 2: Nah, I'm going to Menlo Park instead.
Girl 1: Traitor!
Girl 2: Nah, I'm going to Menlo Park instead.
Girl 1: Traitor!
by Bee Efron October 23, 2007
Get the Freehold Raceway Mall mug.A crappy mall located in Hialeah, Florida. Does not have sufficient stores and isn't all that. Most of the stores located inside are for chongas and children. I'd say Pac Sun is the only good store there. Full of moron securities and old people. It's small as hell and not cool.
Teenie bopperz: OMGZ you gaize lez go to westland mall and cheel derr.
Non teenie bopperz: Fuck that shit, I'm going to Sawgrass.
Non teenie bopperz: Fuck that shit, I'm going to Sawgrass.
by jeffreeSTARZ June 19, 2008
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Get the mall food mug.Joe: Hey lets go to the mall.
Me: Why in God's name would we go there.
Joe: To go check out some grade-A mallgina
The mallgina was quite obese and underage today, I'll give it a 4.5/10.
Me: Why in God's name would we go there.
Joe: To go check out some grade-A mallgina
The mallgina was quite obese and underage today, I'll give it a 4.5/10.
by mallman July 25, 2010
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boy 1: who is that girl?
boy 2: mallie, i believe
boy 3: never seen her around
boy 2: she’s been in our class since 3rd grade..
boy 1 & boy 3: ohhhh really?
boy 2: mallie, i believe
boy 3: never seen her around
boy 2: she’s been in our class since 3rd grade..
boy 1 & boy 3: ohhhh really?
by rae blake December 8, 2017
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