i hate myself

Thats not good. please get some help

person 1 i hate myself
Person 2 then kill yourself

by ilovedigbicks23234 May 2, 2022

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I crack myself up

A phrase spoken by Humpty Dumpty as he commits seppuku

Humpty Dumpty: "I crack myself up"
*dies*

by Buttcrackheads June 13, 2022

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1. Stop playing with your self in my classroom, Billy!

2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just playing with myself?" -Blazing Saddles
by Jerry September 07, 2004

by James121222 February 22, 2017

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Working On Myself

What a female will say to you when she doesn’t want a relationship with you. The nice way to say she’s just not into you at all.

Sarah said she was working on myself when I asked her out on a date, but now she apparently is fucking around with John.

by Kingsmith3 July 15, 2020

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Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

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