shawn mendes

quite literally the worlds most fucking disgusting man ever seen, looks like a literal toad and sounds like a mouse. is also very fucking ugly looks like a pile of shit

"oh em gheee, is that shawn mendes?"
"i swear to fucking hell I'll rip his eyes out."

by james potters hot husband January 3, 2022

Mrs/Ms Mendoza

The kinda teacher to treat everyone like a retard or st because she is “supposedly smarter” than everybody. She also loses a crap ton of people’s homework and other class assignments. She is also extremely loud at times for very poor reasons. Also soon to retire

Mrs/Ms Mendoza“Dave I don’t have your paper”
Dave “Can I look through the ones that are graded?”
*1st paper on stack*
Boi 👋🏿

by Soakedinred November 26, 2018

Mendis

Dark, sexy man with large penis. Chick magnet. Legendary solicitor.

"Fuck, we can't keep them bitches away from Mendis."

by Steve Delic August 11, 2003

Mendel

Known as the "Father of Genetics", Gregor Mendel performed a series of tests on pea plants. He noticed that two phenotypically identical plants would occasionally produce completely different offspring, and he deduced that genes could be "Dominant or Recessive" from generation to generation.

"Gregor is a weird name"

by Jordon December 11, 2003

Mendoza

Of relating to relating to men who have the potential to do it all from "a" to "z" and back to "a"

Men-does-z-a

Friend A: Hey did you hear about Rod he made it to the Olympics!

Friend B: Isn't he an Engineer or Doctor or something???

Friend A: Yeah he's a Mendoza...lucky bastard!

by I've met a Mendoza February 19, 2010

mendoncfest

A fest held in honour of or by a mendonc

We are going to have a mendoncfest

by Johnadict March 4, 2008

Mendenhall Middle School

Ghettoest school in Greensboro. Everyone there is all different. Got a bad drug problem and lots of fights. “ metalhell” middle school is its real name.

Mendenhall Middle School needs help.

by Mendenhall Middle School November 19, 2017