Fake Memories

When somebody tries to tell you a story or memory from the past but they change what happened, usually to favor them.

Nima: Rememebr when i beat you in smash?

Mikey: No I beat you and Navid
Navid: You got Fake Memories Mikey

by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

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homographic memory

an ability possessed by the gay best friend to remember every outfit you own, and shame you for the

"when interviewing a new gay best friend, it is a good idea to ask around about his homographic memory average, to keep the necessary emotional friction"

by JellyD October 23, 2013

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memory drag

A person memory drags 3 to 4 bad ideas before it finds the one good. This happens with age. My dad used to have great ideas. Now he's dumb as fuck!

I will come up with a good idea tomorrow after my memory drags for the rest of the day.

by QJO July 13, 2017

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Memory spankbank

When you see and image or have conversation that makes you sexually aroused. You keep in your mind for masturbation at a later time

The video I saw was so hot I memorized every detail for my memory spankbank

by Alwayssloshy February 10, 2018

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floating memory

Phrase that can be used to explain the forgetting habit after smoking weed and feeling blank in mind.

Hey man! The two puffs I got from that blunt,gave me the greatest floating memory ever.

by Elianiray July 4, 2016

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When a stimuli triggers memories causing intense feelings that may appear to be associated with shame or regret; very painful, but of a mental kind, they may be so short that one cannot comprehend the memory.

Seemingly to be a side effect of stimulants.

I think I found a scientific term for this once, but I don't remember it.

When I'm with others and clench my fist or make a squeak, I don't have to lie anymore, I can honestly say "just a memory cramp"

by chellix December 31, 2012

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