McArthur

1. a famous American general who fought WW1 WW2 etc. and his famous word "I shall return"

2. the shit that keeps on coming back after you flush it in the toilet.

1. Douglas McArthur is a great general back in the war.

2. My shit always going McArthur after I flushed it 10 times.

by Piru St. January 17, 2009

Mortality Angle

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.

"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."

by Timmer8 January 30, 2008

mortal tenue

Human behavior.

Worldwide mortal tenue is regressing to its sophmoric beginnings.

by Steven Blank May 25, 2004

Mortal Blades

The best two cards ( held ) in a game of Texas Hold em

Joe had a really good hand, but Jim had the Mortal Blades.

by RLTW February 27, 2009

mortal trifecta

When you pee, fart and sneeze simultaneously.

"I hit a mortal trifecta during the hybrid solar eclipse yesterday. It was a once in a lifetime event".

by hilarioyo January 21, 2014

mortal kombat birth

A rare incident where the midwife must reach in and pull out the baby.

We thought a c section was too dangerous and painful, so we decided to do a Mortal Kombat Birth.

by AniProBear November 12, 2019

mortadelo

A prank pulled on someone while sleeping where you put your testicles on their forehead to make your penis look as a comically large nose.
This prank is based on the character Mortadelo from the popular spanish comic books “Mortadelo y Filemon” Where he has a phallic shape.

Person 1: im gonna pull a mortadelo on him tonight

Person 2 : make sore to send me a pic later

by Hammy Slammy August 21, 2020