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The birthplace of pickle wars and chicken nugget hockey.
"Wayne Gretsky started his hockey career sweeping nuggets into the dustpan at McDonald's."
by Kris-10 April 27, 2005
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McDojo

A martial arts school that is run for the purposes of making money without teaching true martial arts. The most common signs of a McDojo include a lack of sparring classes, no opportunities to compete in a tournament, outrageous fees, and a promise on having a black belt in 2-3 years. Earning the black belt in 2-3 years, depending on skill, is quite alright in many systems, as there are always highly talented pupils. However, the promise from first glance is a sure-sign.

Not all Taekwondo schools are McDojos, despite popular belief. Pre-School programs, American/Korean flags, mirrors, and the lack of an Asian instructor do not equal a McDojo. I study at a school that has all of these, and nobody would even dream of accusing my school of being a McDojo. The ignorant martial artists that like to blam Taekwondo because it is a newer style and because it's popular have no clue. There are Kung Fu schools that fingers should be pointed at. There's a perfect example in DengFeng, the Chinese Martial Arts City. The monks will sign any foreigner off as a master just so they can get a good laugh. Taekwondo is not a bullshido style. We taekwondo types are just scapegoats for the ignorant martial artists of other styles.
John's sensei left his teacher when he was only a blue belt in Kokyuroshin Karate because he thought he was good enough, even though his own personal skills lacked and thus caused John to get killed while trying to defend himself. John was the product of a poorly led McDojo.
by Mar k of the Dragon October 23, 2005
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ronald mcdonald

The look you achieve after performing oral sex on a woman while on her period.
by Ffej August 3, 2003
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Charlie McDonnell

An extremely cute british youtube vlogger who writes amazing songs, music videos, and had amazing friends like Tom Milson and Alex Day. Also know as Charlieissocoollike on youtube. Oh and is in fact single.
Maddy: Your obsessed with Charlie McDonnell.
Me: I am indeed.
by Chalieobsessed July 31, 2010
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McDonald's

Where nobody wants to end up working.
Guy: *Sees D's and F's on his report card*
Guy: Shit! Better improve my grades, or I could end up working at McDonald's!

Example 2:
Jock: You're such a nerd. *Shoves nerd*
Nerd: (thinking) Enjoy this while you can, because in 10 years time, I will own a billion dollar company while you will be working at McDonald's.
by somebody143 January 1, 2011
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McDonald's

Inducing obesity since the dawn of time.

A place to get food you don't want and need, where you do not know how it is prepared.

Food that makes your heart hurt and something you know you shouldn't eat.

Cheap food that you regret eating later.
McDonald's Golden Arch
McDonal's Dollar Menu
by Aimee Bee. May 17, 2009
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Mcdouche

An individual who refers to any fast food product as "Mc" something.
Dude, that's just a coffee not a McCafe! Stop being such a Mcdouche.
by GenC Tech Pubs November 20, 2009
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