decrepit merry go round

the act of enticing all the grannies from the aged home to your place for tea and coffee then super surprising them by having an orgy with them whilst wearing your favourite mexican wrestling outfit

guy 1: hey man i saw your mum the other night. did the decrepit merry go round with her and a few of her friends.

guy 2: whats that?

guy 1: ahh nothing really, hmm ask your mum.

runs away!

by leoNARDox2 February 5, 2010

Floating merry

Common name of the rarely-spotted turd-brown seaweed-fish that is usually found floating in the seas. The spotter of this fish-looking creature will usually take a picture of said floating creature and send on to family members for clarification or praise for spotting this elusive, yet common sea creature.

My brother sent me a picture of a brown floating fish and I knew right away he had managed to spot a floating merry! That's 7 years of good luck!

by Geek-schmeek August 14, 2016

the merry-go-round sing-along

The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.

(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)

Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.

by Ricken the Faggot Mage October 13, 2013

mormon merry go round

getting a circle of girls and inserting once then pulling out then moving to the next girl.

we got a ton of girls together and tom ran a mormon merry go round on them

by dr al March 28, 2007

merry go round

when a group of males surrounds a female and she head bobs the males from one cock to the next and the first one to cum gets to fuck her.

guy 1 : dude i totally got the merry go round last night from emily with conner and justin it was niceee

by jdiff May 18, 2008

merry madgical

ones first orgasm or cumb. it is merry and it is madgical. it is the begining of manhood.

I had my merry madgical yesterday. it felt amasing! Nothing like Ive ever felt before!

by Chris Dleaney November 10, 2004

Merry-Go-Down

Getting a blowjob while on a ferris wheel.

Sometimes known as Stuck N' Suck
-Where you accidentally or purposely get stopped at the top of a ferris wheel and get some good ol' oral sex

We went down to Navy Pier and when we were the only ones on the ferris wheel, I got a Merry-Go-Down.

Also see Stuck N' Suck

by krazykidd218 November 7, 2010