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Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle

Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".

The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo

The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.
It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!
by Dongus Strongus November 10, 2007
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Shaneimus Maximus

In the world of model trains, there is only one GOD. The true N Scale overlord. He is the master of all things toy train.
Dude1- Hey man, I bought my dad a trainset for X-mas from Shaneimus Maximus.

Dude2- From the N Scale GOD himself?

Dude1- Yeah, it was a mind altering experience.

Dude2 - Dude.
by Mr.Asshole August 19, 2006
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Marius

by FrækSlik October 4, 2021
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cuntius maximus

a term of endearment used to describe a girl with a fanny so big, that intercourse resembles throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Boyfriend: I love you, my cuntius maximus.

Girlfriend: Yeah, great.
by Raaaas May 12, 2008
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slootius maximus

A way of calling a female a big time sloot.
Check out that slootius maximus
by Big Daddy D March 8, 2004
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Fishamus Maximus

Someone who overly smells of a fishy odor
Man, did you smell Jacob last week? He was turning out to be a Fishamus Maximus.
by Father Thyme October 16, 2008
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Rectillious Dildous Maximus

The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans thorny cock.
person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?

person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!
by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010
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