missing matty hours 

when you miss matty because he is perfect and the best boyfriend ever. at this time you just want to hug him, cuddle him, hold his hand, and kiss him. he makes you the happiest ever, gives you endless butterflies, and can put a smile on ur face in an instant. this can occur at any time.

“Oh it’s 3am and I could be cuddling Matty right now, I guess it’s missing Matty hours.”

missing matty hours by shmoneyybunnyy March 26, 2020

Fatty Matty Poem 

Fatty Matty 😊

Fatty Matty has a wrinkly dog
fatty Matty doesn’t stop eating hot dogs

Fatty Matty has no balls
and he’s so fat he has to crawl

Fatty Matty wanks off chicks

he defo has a small inverted dick

~ Kloe *****
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The beautiful Fatty Matty Poem was created by Kloe ***** when she got called a cancer patient.

Fatty Matty Poem by klutzygaylea July 13, 2020

National Bully Matty Day 

Today is the day to bully Matty. All people should have a free pass to bully anyone named Matty.

Hey it's National Bully Matty day! We can finally bully Matty, she's so fucking unfunny!

National Bully Matty Day by swaggotlucia February 6, 2021

Dirty Matty 

When your girl works at subway and gives blowjobs to random dudes

Wow she really pulled a dirty matty

Dirty Matty by Shortbboy May 15, 2020

punished matty 

a smoi boi.

Ice: It’s OVER smoi boi
I have the HIGH GROUND

punished matty

punished matty by Rachjumper February 12, 2018

Dirty Matty 

Where you cannot make a girl orgasm

Mate, I’m really struggling with doing a Dirty Matty

Dirty Matty by OneAndOnlyBigDaddy April 16, 2020

big dick daddy matty 

A whiteboy named big dick daddy matty is the hottest male alive is a extremely good athlete good at any sport cares about a girl when he finds the right one and best he has and knows he has a big dick you’ll never get over him and did I mention the fact he can ball

Yo have you seen big dick daddy matty uh oh look he’s banging your chick

big dick daddy matty by Weird girl who likes guys with April 14, 2019