Maskdebating

The act of arguing over wearing a mask as it pertains to Covid-19.

Did you see those two people maskdebating in the cereal isle because one person was wearing a mask, and the other wasn’t?

by McHesp August 6, 2020

Taskurbating

When an executive who does nothing brags about how much they do, usually as a way to justify exploitative capitalism.

Joe is busy taskurbating again about his "70-hour" workweeks.

by Lumbering Peasant February 25, 2021

Masturtating

The act of masturbating while eating potatoes of one sort or another.

I whipped up some instant potatoes 😋 then I. Was. Masturtating. Talk about comfort food!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

Maskdebating

Arguing over mask mandates.

While the pandemic parties through the world the public are just maskdebating

by bobbydellwood February 14, 2022

Masterbating roulette

When a group of men sit around in a circle, they all throw a dice, the amount rolled onto the dice is the amount of jerking off you have to do. The last one to cum wins

"Hey guys, do you wanna play masterbating roulette"

"Yeah, someone should get a dice

by thegayestnays.com November 7, 2022

madturbating

Making nothing but angry, troll posts on the internet to get an ego boost and/or literally to get off on being a jerk.

Do you realize how much of your life you've wasted madturbating to "liberals"?

by EnbySithLord January 7, 2023

Musturbating

When a male wishes to partake in single-handed autoeroticism, however they have run out of lubricant such as lotion. In this case, they use mustard as a substitute for lubricant.

"Mom! Q is musturbating again!"
"Goddamnit don't you have any lotion???"

by mew0mori January 13, 2024