Martez

A man who will be a ‘friend’ but will also beg you for food. You might get tired of him but you keep him around for good laughs.

Dude I kinda hate martez but he’s also a good friend

by That one gay dude December 6, 2021

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Bye Marten

When someone says that they're leaving and you could really give two shits less that they are. Their name then becomes "marten", a random dude that nobody is sad to see go. They're real name becomes irrelevant because nobody cares what it really is. Instead, they now are "marten".

"girl you wanna go back to my room?"

"bye marten"

"who is marten?"

"exactly. buh bye."

by Chuckofnutsyo January 11, 2014

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Mastectomy

Sure if you want to throw that in, fine, but we haven't even gotten to that point yet. The precondition hasn't been met.

Hym "Mastectomy? Sure, what about one? The precondition needs to be met but if that's something you're just handing out we'll keep that in mind. 🤔"

Iam "It's not that I'm unwilling to leave. It's that I'm unwilling to let them do this to castigate people out of society at a whim. The next guy might not be as patient and might not waste his breath on threats. The next guy might have a lesser constitution."

Hym "It's like leaving a gun in a chimpanzee cage. They won't know the danger until it's wielded against them."

Iam "My mind is as sacred to me as your kids are to you and the people who started this were perfectly willing to use my family against me. But I use their family against them and somehow I am the one who crossed the line?"

by Hym Iam June 14, 2022

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