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Sweaty Margarita

The act of rubbing your sweaty testicles along the rim of a margarita when some unsuspecting victim leaves their glass unattended.
When my buddy goes to the restroom I'm totally giving him a sweaty margarita!
by Skorp April 16, 2009
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Margarita

a delicious alhoholic mexicana drink....ole...esta tiempo para fiesta!!! ayiayiyaiy
-hola pedro
-hola catalina...quises conmigo a la cantina para unas margaritas.
-si...a mi me amoro tu.
by Catalina pedro October 24, 2005
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margaret thatcher

prime minister of UK between 1979 and 1990. First female, and given what she did to the country, probably the last female. Granted the powers to the EU that the conservative party now complained about. Had an unjustified war with argentina and killed tens of thousands of people overa bunch of frozen rocks when diplomacy would have got us back the islands that meant nothing to everyone in mainland UK and lots to the little racist people on them. trebled unemployment, shut down the mines (it is now worked out that if she left them alone, then it would have made the country a profit, rather than costing millions and putting thousands on the dole). oh, and a little thing called the poll tax.

In other words, the most overrated leader of the UK since the monarchy was in charge.
tory: margaret thatcher was the best thing that ever happened to this country. She put all those poor people in their place.
by RobMaaan December 28, 2005
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aditya markaan

Aditya markaan is a bot
by Libtard destroyer69420 April 30, 2019
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Margaret

A girl who craves attention. Is also one of the most giving people you will ever meet, but do not cross her since she can be the spawn of Satan. Is apparently good in bed, does not have the best luck in finding worthy partners.
Britt: I am sorry that you were in a Margaret situation with your boyfriend Carla.

Jake: Be nice to her she can be such a Margaret sometimes.
by NooneLight October 3, 2008
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margaret thatcher

the act of completely fucking someone in the ass and then insulting them, only to be praised by the smallest dicks in the land
"Did you hear simon pulled a margaret thatcher last night?" "Oh yes, marc can't shut up about him."
by anonymous November 25, 2020
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shit-shelf Margarita

The displeasure of realizing that the highly-anticipated top-shelf Margarita you ordered is very much not.
Oh, hell no!...this thing tastes like watered-down, plastic band-aid juice. That's a shit-shelf Margarita if I've ever tasted one!
by YAWA December 22, 2019
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