Mandeep Sandar

Mandeep is a strange creature who has hair like a girl and never washes it. He often visits the chip shop to dip his hair in the grease to give it a nice shiny finish. He often sports many different head wears ranging from a hair band to a tea cosy to keep his mush warm. Very hairy indivdual with a strong smell of daddy's sauce.

Monty: Is that a large, greasy muffball?

George: Nah, thats just Mandeep bless him.

by kingmustard May 8, 2005

mangle your dangle

To beat your meat.
To pull your pork
Jerk off
masturbate

Tommy:You going to stay up and get drunk with us?

Freddie:No, I got to go home, I have work in the morning.

Tommy:Bullshit, you dont have a job, you're going to go mangle your dangle faggot!

by funkytownprez November 6, 2009

Cougar Mange

This is the opposite of cougar maintenance. Someone with gray roots growing out, unwaxed brows and girly bits, bitten nails, etc. Not ready for the Hunt!

Oh no, Hope! We're going to that party tonight and you have Cougar Mange. You better get that business taken care of fast!

Can you believe that Kathie showed up here with Cougar Mange? Someone get her to the salon asap!

by kellybex December 14, 2009

Mangenuity

The idea or use of an object in a manly way for other than its intended purpose.

Becky: Did you hear? John forgot condoms, so he searched his garage and used an air duct filter instead!"
Alice: Damn, sounds to me like he used some mangenuity!"

by AutoCAD Slave December 10, 2009

Mangle Mouth

A male or female that is completely inept at giving head.

Connie is a mangle mouth. Can’t suck a dick for shit.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

MANGLER

A person who does meth! Sometimes referred to as a tweeker aka a mangler who has way to many projects going on at at any given time. Also, you might spot a mangler by his chewed up cheeks/lips. Most often spotted around the Spanaway Wa, area where manglers run rampid! Aldo referred to as puddle pokers!

O my lord, look at those manglers...they really need a sandwich a glass of water and a nap!

by NornarbO May 3, 2021

mangerine

A gay or homosexual man who acts like a fruit. Combination of the words tangerine (fruit), and man

Homosexuals and gays are mangerines.

by The F. Man September 8, 2009