madonna-whore complex

A condition where you uncontrollably make out with pop stars who are still in their prime while you are in fact, washed up.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Madonna claws

The gnarly, veiny, bony hands of a MILF which no amount of airbrushing, retouching or fillers can ever truly compensate for. Named after the famous singer and actress as hers are the most gratuitous example of the 'claw

Looking at Courney's face while she was whacking him off was OK, but when he saw her Madonna claws gripping the shaft and cupping the balls he got the douche chills like a mofo.

by BigDaddyCash August 12, 2011

MacDonalds Fuck Boi

That Kid at MacDonalds who keeps trying to fuck your girlfriend but is to bitch to say anything to your face

Bro 1: that kids getting punched if he keeps it up
Bro 2: who ?
Bro 1: that Chance kid, he's the MacDonalds Fuck Boi.
Bro 2: Man I heard that no one wants his greasy Mc Chode

by J_715 June 30, 2016

madonna cagna

Usually used to say to a girl that she looks good (or sexy)

Oggi sei madonna cagna! <3 <3 <3

by Drink my sperm February 23, 2017

madonnasaur

Madonnasaur is the portmanteau between the words "Madonna" and "Dinosaur". Madonna antis use it as a drag because of the fact that she is indeed old and had been in the game for many decades

"Have you listened to Madonnasaur's latest album?"
"No, she's a hasbeen"

by sfaransis March 4, 2022

The Old Macdonald

When one man blows another man. Then, while still blowing him, Fucks him up the ass from the missionary position.

Bruce: Hey Todd, want me to give you The Old Macdonald?
Todd: Sure!
Bruce: Ok, here we go...
Todd: Eeeeee....Iiiiiiii.....Eeeeee....Iiiiii....Ooooooooooh!

by Hachi Moro September 23, 2010

black madonna

Overwhelming temptress.

Exceptionally Beautiful Dancer, Stripper, Go Go.

Far beyond the normal.

Referencing Mary Magdalene, Jesus' Temptation and love.

Mary Magdalene.

==
That I'd sell my soul, my self-esteem a dollar at a time
For one chance, one kiss, one taste of you, my black Madonna
==

by Pharos December 23, 2009