LosPollosTV

LosPollosTV or "Los" is a tubby, lazy, retarded streamer that nobody likes. Most of his viewers only watch to see his moobs and chin fat jiggle when he gets mad at the chat. Viewers enjoy when his dad, or "Wad" joins the stream once a week. He is a much better version of Los, and should honestly just replace Los in general. Los is also on denial that he is tubby. Los thinks that eating 30 Quest cookies is good for you, meanwhile the only athletic thing he does is stroke his tiny meat to his ex getting railed by the Penn State football team.

Look at that fat greasy fuck in the Burger King line. Oh thats LosPollosTV.

by greeeeeeee July 31, 2025

LosPollos Special

The act of kicking an uncircumcised man’s schlong until the cheese turns to cream, then giving that man a blowjob, creating an emulsion of cum and cheese once the man finishes. To be served as a dipping sauce.

Namesake: Wad did this at a party with another man in 19’

Person 1: Chad did a LosPollos Special at Derek’s Party
Person 2: No way, I should have went

by Lancerhandle August 24, 2025

Loposaurus REX

A person who's brain function is well below the average of normal due to slow learning capabilities and lacking attention span.

Dude why did you move the furniture back inside the house and why is it covered in plastic?? I told you we were painting the house today and to make sure all furniture was moved and covered. That's why we moved most of the furniture outside yesterday you loposaurus Rex

by Rcamacho87 October 18, 2025

Lowoaklandseattletorontokansascityalbertanewyorkportlandlosangelesanaheimmiamijacksonvilleminneapolislasvegasseattleseattlebellevuekentchicagomilwaukeedetroitenuenly

Longer version of lowkenuenly

"Yo bro this party is Lowoaklandseattletorontokansascityalbertanewyorkportlandlosangelesanaheimmiamijacksonvilleminneapolislasvegasseattleseattlebellevuekentchicagomilwaukeedetroitenuenly cool!"
"how tf did u manage to say that"

by NewYork6792 January 6, 2026

a Lowco

Getting hurt by a kitchen utensil / appliance while trying to use it

I did a Lowco trying to heat up my spaghetti-O's in my microwave

by Tobin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ July 27, 2018

The Lospollos

When you put your big fat belly on her back while you bang her doggy style

"I ran Lospollos on my girlfriend last night"
"He had The Lospollos ran on him"

by TheyLoveKasumi July 4, 2025

the uptown lowdown

Its either a sweet dance or a term for fucking

jerry: Hey Phil I heard my parents doing the uptown lowdown last night
Phil: well which uptown lowdown were they doing?
Jerry: how am I supposed to know they sound about the same

by (insert-name-here) February 22, 2021