logician

what most people are not here

if for every logician here, i would have a dime, then i ...

(one dime falls from the sky)

by q13et5 February 12, 2010

Side Chick Logic

When a mistress has launched herself so far into a slutty abyss that she begins to think her foolish ways are that of a self respecting woman.

Hoe 1:
If you think about it, I actually helped. Whatever he wasn't getting from her, he got from me. I strengthened their relationship.

Hoe in Recovery:
Stop! That's just blatant side chick logic. Believe me Girrrl.

Passer-by:
Wow... Look at Thot

by Kool Aid Chef May 13, 2014

Logical supernaturalism

Logical supernaturalism or rational supernaturalism is a branch of supernaturalism that advocates a logical/rational approach of supernaturalism, but not as skepticals and atheists actually do. But in a way it is possible to understand supernaturalism as an extraphysical part of nature and as a thing that is partially independent of natural sciences, such as happens on extraphysical mechanics.

"I support logical supernaturalism because it makes a lot of sense for those who understand supernaturalism as an extranatural part of nature, such as happens on extraphysical mechanics."

"Logical supernaturalism might be the future of supernaturalism such as extraphysical mechanics might be the future of extraphysics."

by Full Monteirism January 4, 2021

Lem Logic

When a friend named Lem proposes a stupid idea that gives you cancer.

You: " My hoodie shrank in the washer!"
Lem: " Then put it in the dryer."
You: " God dammit fuck you you gave me cancer with your lem logic!"

by Lynnsquad24 March 9, 2016

Stoner Logic

-Adjective + noun:
A phrase used to describe the straightforward, simplistic and often immature reasoning that those under the influence of cannabis exhibit.

Conclusions based upon stoner logic are often non-destructively hedonistic, with the pursuit of further pleasure and happiness being the object. Contrary to the misinformation spread during modern cannabis prohibition (See, reefer madness), stoner logic tends to be manifest in a mostly harmless fashion. Those ignorant to how stoner logic works may see weed-smokers as unreasonable, but anyone who's been there before understands the desire to have fun, be happy, and feel comfortable.

Tobias: "Hmm, if peanut butter, tuna, ham, turkey, swiss cheese, ranch dressing, ketchup, and mayo all taste good on their own, they must be delicious together!"

Mike: "Watch it man, that some serious stoner logic you got going on. It'll be quicker and probably taste better if you just make a ham and swiss."

Tobias: "Haha, you're probably right, but it all looks so good!"

by The Big Zabowski October 16, 2010

Logicalized

The act of being brought into the harsh realm of reality, whether it be enjoyable or not.

Joe: Oh.. you're not a Santorum supporter anymore? You must have gotten logicalized.

by gdrew August 23, 2012

logicate

margie's word for being logical

margie thinks she will logicate the sizes of her doors.

by rob bob job July 11, 2016