I am lowkey literally deadass dead 

This phrase is typically used to express shock or surprise. While originally, it was generally used by people from the Greater Boston area, it has since spread across the Eastern United States - making it as far south as Central Florida.

This phrase is not to be confused with "I cannot AHAHA oh my god." While similar in use cases, "I am lowkey literally deadass dead" is used in instances where humor may or may not be present, while "I cannot AHAHA oh my god" is typically used in a comedy setting.

"Bro, me and Cassidy made out a little in the walk-in at work."

"I am lowkey literally deadass dead right now."

I am lowkey literally deadass dead by deflatedwaffles March 3, 2023

like literally legit 

80% of a boring person's vocabulary

Jennifer: today like I went to Starbucks, but like I got so hyper later on because I like drank coffee this morning already. like literaaaally hyper. I couldn't stop talkinggggggg. I was like a legit parrot the whole day. Literally. Like i'll never drink so much eeein a daaaay.

what i heard: like literally legit

like literally legit by emshath June 14, 2016

I'm literally about to snap 

I really am

The void is losing my name I'm literally about to snap

I'm literally about to snap by Milaggo July 10, 2021

death while climax literally 

haha get it, climax literally…….. get it?

it’s literally death while climax literally.. Do I really need to explain?

death while climax literally by RemandRam December 6, 2021

That's literally Phoebe Bridgers 

Every time a Phoebe fan sees a skeleton or a ghost they have to call it Phoebe because of Phoebe's big obsession with Ghosts and skeleton outfits

"Do you see that skeleton right there?"
"THAT'S LITERALLY PHOEBE BRIDGERS"

That's literally Phoebe Bridgers by Ench<3 October 24, 2023

I'm literally a communist 

A term used to admit you're retarded, ignorant, supportive of dictatorships or possibly all three.

Gained infamy from a Guardian writer (see brain dead) named Ash Sarkar when she yelled it in response to Piers Morgan suggesting she loved Obama.

Ash Sarkar (alongside the many morons circle jerking of her "slap down" of Piers Morgan) claims to be against fascism, racism and oppression but communism has been responsible for the biggest suffering in human history causing Holodomor in the USSR which led to more deaths than even the Holocaust.

Communism installs a dictatorship, censors the media, imprisons political opposition and bans "wrong think" (so anything opposed or contrary to the communistic ideology of the state). In other words, it's little different than Nazism and thus fascism, those who say otherwise will claim willful ignorance to communism's principles and crimes against humanity often arguing "true communism has never been tested."

It has been tested and is still in place in a country like North Korea. Anyone yelling "I'm literally a communist" like Ash should receive a one way ticket to there and that includes half of the zombified users on the unitedkingdom and London reddit subs who honestly think communism can work.

Brain dead woman aka Ash Sarkar: "I'm literally a communist enjoying the free speech I can only have in a democracy!"

Twitter braindead communists: "Us too! Communism works...except when it didn't...which has been all the time...b-but one day it will when we get the right guy controlling absolutely everything! Now...where were we? Oh yes...down with fascism..."

I'm literally a communist by Smash Communism July 13, 2018

f'literally 

The portmanteau of 'F'real' and 'literally' meaning something definate and emphasising that fact. Most often used by instant messengers.

Can be shortened to F'lit, occasionally followed by an '!'

Person 1: So you scored with that cum dumpster then?
Person 2: F'literally! I've probably got itchy dick now!

f'literally by Will Ball June 19, 2006