Limp Bizkit

a fuckin awesome band, and fuck all you limp haters
by anonymous May 08, 2004
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Limp Bizkit

You know... Limp Bizkit get a lot of bullshit. They say they suck, and that we should be listening to aging pop stars, wannabe death metal/black metal bands, and/or drugged up kids playing three chords on their guitars. They say that real emotion comes from a bunch of post-teenage poster boys wearing black and talking about love they've never had. And they say you can only rock out to stadium rockers dating the latest famous whores on the market. A lot of people give into the bullshit of what "they" say - and I don't know about the rest of you - but I've almost been lynched for limpin' with the bizkit. My hoodie is the equivalent of a crosshair to these haters - even my friends - who indulge themselves into some form of image and look just because the media told them they're listening to good music. But I stand tall against these haters because I know LB is something special.

I love that Limp Bizkit is hated by the majority - because LB becomes music understood by us, the minority, the ones who give a fuck, the ones who see this music as unique, the ones who don't see this as disposable crap like your average emo or indie band.

And to every LB fan, kudos to you.
by Beeblicowcarapis™ April 22, 2006
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limp bizkit

a common mispronunciation of "limp wrizted"
"hi, i'm fred durtht and i wanna take a cookie and thtick it up my ath"
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Pimp Limp

Once upon a time there was a pimp and one day he got in a skirmish with a local cop and while he was running away he got shot in the leg and had to walk with a limp. Now the pimp was limping around with a cane keeping up with his hoes. Every other pimp liked it and copy ed him and that's why pimps walk with a limp.
"look at that foo with da pimp limp"
by FRenchporker October 03, 2009
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limp lobster

when a woman is fucking a man without telling him shes on the rag and after he cums inside he pulls out limp and the color of a lobster
jenny gave me a limp lobster, it was shocking!
by mar dala December 17, 2008
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Limp Unicorn

A euphemism for dickhead. This is based on the image of a unicorn with a droopy horn being akin to a penis on a head.

More appropriate for situations such as the workplace, where more overt swearing is difficult.
Lauren wouldn't let me borrow her pen today - she's been a real limp unicorn recently
by TinyBabyBear May 31, 2011
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limp bizkit

rap and metal should never be mixed...
they got a lotta nerve releasing their music
limp bizkit is a big disgrace
by bob September 06, 2006
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