Libertarian

A foolish Liberal Lover who backs into door knobs for a hobby and votes for Justin Trudeau.

Hey Adrien! Grow a pair and Stop being such a Libertarian!

by CPL. Bloggins April 20, 2025

Batesian Libertarianism

The political "philosophy" of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while being simultaneously insignificant and yet too egotistical for the Libertarian Party, which is actually a really difficult thing to do.

See also: lolbert

This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

by мастер Бейтс July 3, 2021

Libertarian

They piss off the left and right at the same time by shooting machine guns duct taped to their bong. Questions all sense of authority, would say something along the lines of this "You ever notice how there is a big glowing orb in the sky but you aren't allowed to look at it or else your eyes burn and you go blind, MOTHER FUCKING BIG GOVERNMENT."

"So why the fuck did that guy smoke a gram then drive his gas guzzler while flying a don't tread on me flag and a half trump half Hillary flag with and X through it and a pride flag and a BLM flag while saying something about Ben Franklin?"

"He's a libertarian."

"Makes complete sense."

by Matt123098 May 11, 2022