Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

lemonjack

The act of bluejacking an unsuspecting individual and sending them the lemonparty image. This can take place in an office block, or public transportation.

I lemonjacked this old woman last night, the dirty bitch fucking loved it!

by Dave The Lemonjacker May 10, 2005

Lemay'd

1.) To be stifled by illogical or drunken belligerent behavior.

2.) Male version of a Karen

Easily destroyed by logical conversation.

Although, it's common for the perpetrator to "circle back"
Especially, silenced if spoken in Pablo Danger (language).

Ex: you're getting Lemay'd. like you're talking to a wall.

by J. Biden February 26, 2021

lemonfinger

When one picks one's rectum and then takes the finger to someone's nose and asks: "Do you smell lemon?"

Bob: "Hey, did you ever lemonfinger anyone in school?"
Gary: "Yeah, I did it to my shop class teacher!"
Connie: "Dear bin Laden, please take me now..."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 18, 2021

lemug

1. Use as a form of smug laughing

"Did you just ace?!" James said
"lemug" Luke replied

by Notcookiecake August 29, 2021

Raspberry lemonade

When a man is on top of a woman giving her good dick and and she squirts. He flips her over and drink her squirt off her asshole. The sweetness of the pussy juice and the tartness of the booty is reminiscent of raspberry lemonade.

Man I had to change the mattress pad after Ol’ girl came over. Shorty was cumming hard giving me all the raspberry lemonade to drink.

by Detective Mike Lowry August 8, 2019

Lemony Snickets

used to describe situations or scenarios that go overwhelming wrong.

I was late picking her up, I called her by the wrong name and we ran out of gas on the way back to her house. The date just went all Lemony Snickets.

by A.J. Barnes November 11, 2005