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Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio, (Aka Cat-Man) is a famous actor accredited for his many performances in large, block-buster, movies like Titanic and Inception. Although Leonardo is one of the most famous actors in the movie industry today, his appearance is often confused with that of a cat. The similarities are unmistakable. Not so much a snow leopard or a lion, but rather a Siamese cat. When holding an image of the two beside one another, the differences are virtually impossible to see.
Friend 1: Hey man, check out my new cat, his name is Bob.

Friend 2: Ummmm are you sure that's a cat? That looks like Leonardo DiCaprio!

Friend 1: Holy Shit dude, i think your right!

Friend 2: Ask your cat if i can have his autograph!
by Grandma Nanners March 15, 2011
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Leonardo

An annoying little piece of shit that refuses to go down the pan after the main dreadnought has sunk.

Named after the little actor who annoyingly floated around, refusing to die quickly at the end of Titanic.
Wendy, my god, you've left a leonardo in trap 1. JRs up there now with a plunger but still hasn't managed to sink it.
by Bumlog Millionaire August 4, 2010
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Leonard

That sneaky bastard Leonard took Shorty down to the Attorney so He could change his will.

That Bastard Leonard would Fuck his own mother for a Nickel!

I pulled a real Leonard on her and went out with the other chica.
by hd1200r April 6, 2009
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Leonard

a german boy born in June.

Thinks he's really hot and gets every girl but in reality gets none. Really loud, annoying and unnecessary and no one likes him. Can easily get very aggressive so you should not talk to him.
Girl: hey leo can you help me with my homework?

Leonard : No leave me alone! are you too dumb?

Girl: Fine.... (leaves)

Leonard : WHY ARE YOU LEAVING?!!
by MIKAISAWESOME June 8, 2016
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Leonard

lame, not cool.

a phrase often used in Cornwall, Ontario, Canada
Dude! you are from Cornwall?? Damn that's leonard!
by danmna0627 March 19, 2011
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lenard

Doing something extremely Stupid when your Wasted from Beer/Drugs

Orig (Uk)
"Man your such a Lenard i cant believe you did that"
by Kipwar March 11, 2004
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Leonardo di Crapio

An actor with a simpering mug that dearly invites being pasted.
I would love to bust Leonardo di Crapio in the chops. He looks effeminate.
by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006
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