Kurstie

A courageous woman with a mind so expansive she can think herself into different realities, and emotions so deep they sometimes overwhelm even her, but they’re always genuine. She’s a summer thunderstorm: lightning-bright wit, thunderous intensity, and the kind of downpour that leaves you raw but refreshed. She’ll zap you with her honesty, then chill with you and make you laugh about it. She’s unshakably herself, choosing what’s right even when it’s hard, and charging into challenges no matter how scary they look. Stick with her through the storm, and you’ll get the rainbow: a fiercely loyal heart, a leader’s insight, and a love that’s as rare as it is unforgettable.

Person 1: Who's that??
Person 2: Oh that's Kurstie , it rhymes with 'thirsty'.. It's an acquired taste. ;)

by Jay0Justice October 15, 2025

Kurtilage

Da area surrounding Mr. Russell's abode.

Celebrities often highly value their privacy, so we should stay off da Kurtilage unless we're invited or granted permission to visit.

by QuacksO November 2, 2025

Uptown Kurtis

Non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). See Example for how to order at a bar.

Ryan: Can I please have an Uptown Kurtis?
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!

by FuturePrimitive April 15, 2013

dirty kurtis

When u smack a cow’s booty with manure and eat it out

Dam bruh he’s tryna pull a dirty kurtis

by Dawgo May 13, 2020

Emmett Kurtis

He is a slightly tall dork who is a complete blonde even though he has dark brown hair, he gives his pets weird names like Mush and Krumpy and he always tries to make you do ridiculous things in the middle of the night like walk to his house. 🤦🤦

Oh Emmett Kurtis… he’s such a cute Dork

by 23rd Person October 23, 2023

citizen_of_kurtistown69

The best mutual in the word, they're literally so nice and super funny. Only cool people follow him 😍✌✌ /hj

Me: Hey, are you friends with citizen_of_kurtistown69?
Loser🙄: no who's that?
Me: Sorry, you're not cool enough to be my friend 😔👋

by imcxtiepie October 14, 2021

Van't Kurtiš

A type of chess opening which involves e6

"This is an example of a chess game,Niw white starts with the Van't Kurtiš opening. Not bad but not the best opening"

by I like chess July 9, 2024