A-Keeling

Someone that has sexual relations with vacuum cleaners, with preference to Numatic Red Henry cleaner.

Joe: "Where's Adam tonight, Steve?"
Steve: "He's bought another new Henry, so he'll be busy A-Keeling for the next fortnight..."

Adam Keeling says: "Oh Henry, be gentle."

by Johathan Argent October 21, 2008

Wendy keeling

A woman who is very experienced and has a chewbacca liked husband who shags dustbins for fun

Wendy is a top donny with tits bigger than my future

Wow Wendy keeling is so nice

by Connor blakely September 11, 2018

Bentley keeling

Bentley keeping is a small child that didnt know how to take a joke and cries about everything. He rages a everything and screenshots all bad things like: hi, bye, im leaving now and leave me alone

Bentley keeling started crying yesterday because I said bye.

by Toy plate September 28, 2019

Self-Keeping Secret

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The anti-meme

The self-keeping secret

by Whatsit2yaa May 3, 2022

Hate-keeping

To have a bitch fest with someone about another person.

Riley and Jarrod were hate-keeping from Brianna.

by GateGirlGas September 14, 2022

wake-keeping

Wake-keeping involves family and friends keeping watch over the body of the dead person, usually in the home of the deceased.

While this is grammatically correct ("wake" being the correct way to refer to this), it is mostly used as a slang world wide.

My mother's wake-keeping service is set on the 4th of this month.

by 0xDamian February 10, 2023

Hate Keeping

the act of gate keeping only towards those you strongly dislike.

That politician was Hate Keeping when they said “Oh really Marjorie Taylor Greene you like the constitution…name 5 amendments and the years they were ratified”

by Will Blake May 25, 2023