Junior French Kids

Born out of a Young Enterprise enrichment class, these young men first hit headlines when they made record sales, amounting to profit on the region of 200%.

Sadly, early on one of the members left the group, never to return, leaving the remaining 3 to each select a letter to be known by, J, F and of course, K.

One of the remaining 3, K, also created the card game, "Whammy Rule Shithead" and with minimal assistance from the other members, the game grew to be incredibly popular, until it fell from popularity, after 5 glorious days.

It remains to be seen what will become of J.F.K long term, but a record deal with EMI, as well as several modelling opportunites have been rumoured.

Simon 1: I have an idea for a group name, we should make it so that the letters correspond to a well known intialism, like J.F.K, so we could be called the Junior...

Simon A: French Kids!

Simon 1: The Junior French Kids... I like it.

by S. Junior August 2, 2010

Junior Spesh

1) Junior Spesh is typically a children's meal such as the Happy Meal @ McDonalds.
However it is heavily used when referring to the lunch time special/children's special meals at Chicken shops.

One pound and fifty pence (£1.50) is a reasonable rate... but remember, mayonaise maybe twenty pence more.

2) Junior Spesh is also used when referring to an attractive younger girl, that you really shouldn't be looking at. Essentially Junior Spesh is another form of word for Jail Bait.

This is fast becoming the preferred use of the word as Junior Spesh's in the sense of food are becoming more expensive these days.

1) "Blud manz getting a Junior Spesh from Sam's ya kno, 2 fillet burgers and 2 fries for £2"

2) "YO MY-SIZE!!!, E-YO MY-SIZE!!!, I don't think that Junior Spesh was on it still"

"Check out that gurl... she is over chung!!!" pointing at a female...
friend replies... "Naw blud, that's Junior Spesh"

by ldndon March 23, 2008

Junior Spies

From George Orwell's 1984. Kids that are brainwashed in order to monitor adults from committing thoughtcrimes.

The Parson's children were junior spies. They accused Winston of thoughtcrimes.

by Victor MMMMMMMMMM February 19, 2007

Junior Driver

The act of giving a fender bender to a young child under the age of 12.

See Fender Bender (Defn. 2)

Little Jimmy: "Ouch! Daddy, what are you doing to me?"
Daddy: "What? You told me that wou wanted to learn how to drive?

Little Jimmy is a junior driver.

by Angry Rhino November 18, 2009

Junine

Awesome, wonderful in every way imaginable. Junine's are usually smarter than you wish you could ever be. Pretty. Smart. Sexy. Insaane sense of humour. Definiantly the life of a party

Oh gee, I wish I could be a Junine..

by HelenJCful May 1, 2011

juniata college

A place to "Expect the Uncommon" and you WILL find uncommon here. 1 in 10 people are actually normal...The volleyball team is a bunch of cocky ass bitches, the guys baskestball team is awesome. That's all we have to say about sports here.... The fun people are really great and the weirdo's are REALLY weird. 99% of the people here were valdictorians of their class. Half of them converted to party animals and the other half are effing weird!! Parties consist of sausage fests or freshman girls making out with eachother...there is no in between. Despite all of this we <3 Juniata....i mean we get a day off to play in the mountians!! who wouldn't love it here!

Hi i go to Juniata College! There are 2 bars in this town and nothing to do on the weekends. I dont party on friday because i study, saturday is party night. I have to travel 40 minutes to get to a mall. I LOVE NORM!

by JC Student December 17, 2007

Junior Jungle

Noun: a group of about 320 barbaric 16 & 17 year olds living in central Indiana who do what they want, when they want. This human subspecies tends to flourish between friday and sunday morning, particularly in the basements of parent-less households and occasionally even empty lake houses. Sprinting through screen doors, running red lights on the way to parties, and encountering angry parents and law enforcement officers include some of the favorite hobbies of these teens. Surprisingly they thrive on a diet based essentially of fast-food and alcohol. For the most part the Junior Jungle lives in a state of relative peace, but are by nature, untamable. For this reason, the Junior Jungle often manages to piss off the faculty of their high school, and also their own family members. The Junior Jungle are the people you're parents warned you about.

Curious Soph: I heard there might be a huge party this weekend. I kind of wanna go but I read in Theology that partying is really dangerous..

Proud Junior: I once read about the dangers of partying, so i gave up reading.

Curious Soph: That sounds kind of ignorant?

Proud Junior: Yeah well you aren't in the JUNIOR JUNGLE are you? fuckin kids these days..

by thecraziestmotherfuckeralive November 2, 2010