Jeffrey Juke

Cockney Rhyming Slang for 'look'. Sometimes shortened to just 'jeffrey'.

Person 1: Whats in there?
Person 2: I don't know, I'll have a jeffrey juke!

Person 1: Do you have that important document?
Person 2: I don't know, Ill have a jeffrey for it.

by conchuir June 8, 2011

Juke

To ejaculate into ones mouth, and cause it to squirt out ones eyes by slapping the back of the head repeatedly.

Jason and Bubba like to juke with one another.

by shawn_the_maniac October 22, 2008

Jukebox Pressure

The pressure one feels when choosing songs to play that the whole bar will like.

Jukebox pressure caused me to play "Sweet Child of Mine" when I really wanted to hear some Sinatra.

by Nick Druga February 14, 2007

Dick in the jukebox

when one is taking an excessive amount of time to get ready and pisses his or her friends off

"Hey Doug! Stop puttin your dick in the jukebox and let's GOOOOO!!" "Chill the fuck out Darrel!"

by The Flying Cock April 29, 2010

Juke

To jam it up someones ass without lube

Andre got juked my Disel in Prison.

by Woo! August 11, 2004

juked

Broken, messed-up, nonfunctional.

Man, my CD player is totally juked after I dropped it.

by ethan May 7, 2004

juke

To stroke you penis. Whack Off.

Rapilgrim likes to juke to monkey porn/

by bigigilgrim June 15, 2004