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Josh

A simp that'll do anything for woman and will deny it once you point it out.
Person 1: "Josh you're a simp."
Josh: "Uhh that's not true.
by Cotton Floss August 23, 2020
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Josh

A retarded dickhead who is desperate for a girlfriend and for someone to love him. He tries to hard to get back with someone he already dated.
by Lokiman37 March 17, 2018
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Josh

Josh: Looks like the most utter, complete, akward guy in the world, but is just very self conchious...

He loves to write, he loves to drool over the sadest, mopiest films, but later creates the most beautiful piece of writing you could ever know...

He is bullied, but his utter words once the bullies have turned away

are to die for.

This man's words are inspiration from above, it's as if he gets all his great thoughts from God's perfect palms himself.

He has nice, sleek hair, usually your average brunette *hint *hint

His biggest enemy is usually a Jake

Jake's are players, Josh does not like players, because they have no good words to hit the ladies with besides

( ---- me gurl ) LOL

Joshes words can really truly woohoo a girl, and usually she's not going to be the biggest bitch, but the biggest heart..

Because Joshes are poetic, and they want true poetic material to nuggle with.
I need a true Poet friend, like a Josh don't you agree?
by bitchasshoecunthipturner May 17, 2017
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Josh

A kid who acts like an asshole and try's to snitch on you in school
People:Over 9000
Josh:Can you please stop before I tell on you
by DeadpoolKidz January 16, 2020
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Josh

Josh is crazy. He says uh oh stinky and is obsessed with Carl Azuz. He has many friends and is one of the class clowns. He likes to Yeet things and sing Mo Bamba during class. He is dirty minded and is a meme god. He’s either watching memes, FaceTiming his gc or playing fortnite on his switch. He enjoys being home alone and making jokes around his friends. Is kinda popular and goofy. He’s smart and tells ppl when he farts. (And he’s friends with Jorge the monkey)
Juan: Josh I just shit my pants

Josh: Oof

Arianna: Juan cut the shit, I know you fucked my mom!!!
Josh: Oof
by Mr.Toes.com November 29, 2019
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Josh

Josh is a guy who loves people he loves his friends his family he loves everyone even if your bad Josh has made a lot of mistakes but josh knows how to move on he doesn’t look towards the past he looks towards the future he is sweet he may seem to like you like he likes girls but he doesn’t want to be hurt when he spills his guts out for them so he stays quiet he is gentle kind sweet loving person he has t found his potential he has been depressed but he has fought out of It so always trust josh he knows what he is doing
by Another josh October 14, 2018
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Josh

The kind of guy who joins vc and deafens/mutes immediately
I was in Discord vc and someone joined and didn't even talk, just muted immediately. Wasn't surprised to see it was Josh
by Lil' Broomstick January 22, 2021
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