Jonny Moseley

The most bad skiier around, he likes to full knuckle snow, steal from the russians and sign women's breasts. Most famous from the 1998 Nagano olympics where he won a gold medal.

Eric: Holy shit that's Jonny Moseley!
Justin: Who the fuck is that?
Eric: He's the best skiier ever man get your facts straight!

by Joesretrogames May 4, 2018

jonnycock

a jonnycock is very often associated with elderly men. It is a condition caused through old age. The penis will have shrunk, but the foreskin will have remained the same. It will often resemble a baggy used condom.

I feel sorry for my grandad. It seems like he has developed a jonnycock. It is so pronounced he could keep his loose change in there.

by pipesucker February 28, 2018

Jonnea

Playful ,artistic , and intelligent young girl usually has a smile on her face can be annoying at times and is sensitive around those close to her but very strong when she needs to be .Cares for others and always shares her opinion and uses her voice to protect ones she loves.

Isn’t jonnea so cheerful and goofy

by Beautiful -faces -of -genz December 5, 2019

jonny monk

A Jonny Monk is an unfortunate fellow of whom gets intimidated by his dominant and often aggressive girlfriend. It is not uncommon for the poor fellow to receive physical abuse from his female such as slapping and punching to the face.

Jonny monk: I’m sorry for forgetting your name please don’t hurt me
Female: *slaps him round the face hard* we’re done

Jonny monk: It’s all my fault, I love you!!

Female: Don’t touch me, I’m gonna shag my ex!!
Jonny monk: punches wall until his hand bleeds

by Isaac Gabriel Smith April 2, 2020

Jonny Graham

A Jonny Graham is usually a sexy Jew who has an amazing pair of moobs along with an unreal and unbeatable ass

Yo ur lowkey a jonny graham

by Sexymoddafucka April 30, 2020

Jonny Shine

(also known as JonELf) The coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that' a lot, and will bring breakfast to your room every morning

hey, did your day go?
Ah, it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room
sounds like a real Jonny Shine

by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020

jonny

Friends and family call him Jonny, coworkers/colleagues call him Jon. At his best when he is tan, the tanner the better! Highly allergic to cats, but will risk it for the right person from time to time. Collector of toys he will never play with and comics he will never read. He likes to think he is dark and mysterious, but you can see right into him if you really look.

Huge heart, family first, beautiful person inside and out. SEXY AF...JUST SAYIN

Jonny is the man!

by CFGURRL January 26, 2021