Ancient Malay for sexual deviance that motivates one to literally have bags of dicks in their mouth. Unimaginable thirst for the dick.
Dixon Jong, you wanna do some work for me?
*silence*
Oh, sorry don't speak Malay.
*silence*
Cool - busy eating a literal bag o' cock - I'll come back later.
*silence*
*silence*
Oh, sorry don't speak Malay.
*silence*
Cool - busy eating a literal bag o' cock - I'll come back later.
*silence*
by Yeet Yo Dong April 30, 2019
Get the dixon jong mug.When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.
Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!
The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
Bob: Nice man!
The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018
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Get the KIM JONG UN mug.A pioneer of gooning. Jong In Chung was the first man to ever goon, he gooned to a point where he would have hallucinations similar to that of the effect of Salvia. His gooning was quickly recognized by the GIA (Gooner Industry of America) and he was sentenced to death for trying to teach the American population the true goon form. Now Jong gives speeches at middle schools and GA (Gooners Anon) meetings to try to stop the movement he started.
Anton - "Man..I wanna goon just like Jong in Chung"
Ali - "You dont wanna do that, he has to eat through a catheter now"
Ali - "You dont wanna do that, he has to eat through a catheter now"
by Scott Thommy February 8, 2024
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John was jonging us when he said his pet tiger would eat us.
John was jonging us when he said his pet tiger would eat us.
by sarah gold April 5, 2013
Get the Jonging mug.A fat asian midget that rules North Korea and starves his people taking all food away from them (that's why he's so fat) and threatens to nuke US and South Korea
by JustSomeRandomLad December 13, 2022
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