Kim Jong-Un

my bts bias.

omg who’s your bts bias? kim jong-un

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

The Kim Jong Un

When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.

Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!

The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout

by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018

Ryan De Jong

A sexy guy with a big dick. He destroys pussy all day long!

OMG HE IS SO SEXY! HE IS A RYAN DE JONG!

by WhiteTuxedo April 10, 2018

The Kim Jong Un

A sexual act in which you engage in consensual intercourse with your beloved and beautiful spouse, for the purpose of creating a male heir to the Kim lineage and a future leader of True Korea.

I'm tired of all these Imperialist thots trynna make me baby daddy. I just want to find a good woman and give her the Kim Jong Un

by Juche Life June 5, 2017

Kim Jong-un

The chick who your Mexican boyfriend is cheating on you with.

I can't believe that asshole had a secret Kim Jong-un.

by Mi gusta November 26, 2017

jong

A large animal (especially a cat)

your pet is such a jong

by Queen of Words February 25, 2018

kelvin de jong

He is a man with no loyality, he is a man wo lover women, he is a man with a Nice head, he is a man Who can help you in impossible times , Kelvin de jong fixed die meids

Kelvin de jong, is a men from his word

by Stoppen February 25, 2017