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by Dreadheadkayla February 19, 2025
Get the jodaniel mug.is a medical condition that most everyone will fall victim to when in the close proximity of JODI, and her overwhelming beauty.
first off, one simply falls under her spell and it's off to dreamland you go. there the oxygen intake stops entirely within seconds. there the mind, and the dreams starts to freestyle. such as "maybe i may actually have a shot at her" or "i'd wrap my arms tightly around her like we were at a coldplay concert" or "if we walked to b. patisserie, i'd have the chocolate kouign amman to and she'd have the one with berries".
but after five minutes of this, your lungs start to remind you if you ever need another fix of JODI'S beauty ever again, then foo' you need to breath!!!
first off, one simply falls under her spell and it's off to dreamland you go. there the oxygen intake stops entirely within seconds. there the mind, and the dreams starts to freestyle. such as "maybe i may actually have a shot at her" or "i'd wrap my arms tightly around her like we were at a coldplay concert" or "if we walked to b. patisserie, i'd have the chocolate kouign amman to and she'd have the one with berries".
but after five minutes of this, your lungs start to remind you if you ever need another fix of JODI'S beauty ever again, then foo' you need to breath!!!
Leo: bro, you okay? you weren't breathing!
Les: well.., JODI walked by earlier so my JODIAPNEA must have kicked in so at this point i'm lucky just to be a...
Leo: foo'... shut the hell up and gimme mo' uh dat beef jerky $h!+ you got.
Les: well.., JODI walked by earlier so my JODIAPNEA must have kicked in so at this point i'm lucky just to be a...
Leo: foo'... shut the hell up and gimme mo' uh dat beef jerky $h!+ you got.
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by Tonsofpizza October 7, 2025
Get the Joukal mug.Phrase used to exclaim to situation in which a person is stating something one wouldn't say or have done if he or she was in a similar position
Tramaine: I didn't eat any dinner last night even though it was fried chicken
Brandon: Yaa Jokaa, you can't waste food
Brandon: Yaa Jokaa, you can't waste food
by Sexy Cheese February 4, 2017
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do not mistake with "no me jodas" which means the same in a negative way or "don't fuck with me", "leave me alone"
(This exact definition is only applied for Spanish from Spain but it is also used maybe in other context in some other Hispanic countries)
do not mistake with "no me jodas" which means the same in a negative way or "don't fuck with me", "leave me alone"
(This exact definition is only applied for Spanish from Spain but it is also used maybe in other context in some other Hispanic countries)
+Nos ha tocado la lotería
-¡No jodas!
+Te han robado la bici
-¡No me jodas!
+Te cortaré el pelo mientras duermes
-Anda tío, no me jodas
-¡No jodas!
+Te han robado la bici
-¡No me jodas!
+Te cortaré el pelo mientras duermes
-Anda tío, no me jodas
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