by Jared ppppo July 3, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD.When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)
by Gared4lyfe July 20, 2017
Get the Jaredmug. He is a wiener! He doesn’t deserve anything he gets and he is the most ANNNOOYYYIIINNNGGGGG person on earth. He will take advantage of your kindness and he will make sure he always gets what he wants. He will never say he’s sorry and he’s a complete jackass!!
by lala136 December 31, 2018
Get the Jaredmug. An enormous faggot often over zealous about his passion for cocks and water polo. He spends most of his life in the pool, either playing with cock or balls. The fagooty way he slurps cock is bested only by his ability to lose in polo matches. He is also known to set his friends aside to eat cock or cradle balls.
Kid 1 : hey is Leonard coming?
Kid 2 : nah he's at the pool being a Jared
Or
Kid 1 : hey you wanna catch twilight?
Kid 2 : Nah sorry dude I'd rather be a Jared and suck cock by the pool than watch that.
Kid 2 : nah he's at the pool being a Jared
Or
Kid 1 : hey you wanna catch twilight?
Kid 2 : Nah sorry dude I'd rather be a Jared and suck cock by the pool than watch that.
by Jaredboy March 11, 2013
Get the Jaredmug. a vape god that vapes at school all day and clouds up the hallways. he is the most cringey person ever and when ever he walks up the stairs he clouds up the stair then runs from the teachers.He is a true vape god with a 1 millon billion trillion watt vape with the biggest mod ever. A true vape nation general
by lamboboss678 March 7, 2017
Get the jaredmug. Jared , he's got small cock
by Omar June 7, 2014
Get the Jaredmug. The almighty homosexual
by Turkey Jerky Tom April 13, 2015
Get the Jaredmug.