jing jang

A cigarette of any kind.

I'm goin to hit a jing jang.

Yo, mind if I bum a jing jang?

by Jay Heezy May 12, 2008

jangle junk

1. Big dangling balls

His jangle junk makes his cock look small.

by B-rent April 8, 2004

jangle jangle

expression used in conjunction with the act of making and proving a point; literally comes from the sound that metal bracelets make when someone is conversing while forcefully using hand gestures to emphasize the verbal message.

Fo serious jangle jangle

by wordmastahace July 23, 2010

Jangir

A well known mythological being that is able to charm women in to loaning them out to poor needy guys. He was also a pornstar and made the porn industry what it is today. He has amazing laptop skills aswell as a drug baron

whos that?. OH SHIT ITS JANGIR!!!

by bob simonea December 1, 2010

jang

The sweet aftertaste of oral sex on a woman.

The young lads were seekers of jang, and would spare no expense to this end. Twas as noble cause as ever was.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Janesville

A town of 62,000 people who are sheltered as shit then as soon as they reach highscool pop out 5 kids a piece then talk about corn and the weather for the rest of their lives. They have also recently gained cockiness since the Green Bay Packers have recently been in the super bowl.

**Actual Conversation happening at Craig High School**
Tim (Wisconsinite): Hey
Jocie (Wisconsinite): Hi....
Tim (Wisconsinite): Would someone like you ever go out with someone like me?
Jocie (Wisconsinite): Are you kidding me? I am so out of your league!
Amanda (Floridian): Bitch, you're from Janesville,you're ALL in the same league.

by Mandypoo101 September 5, 2011

jagshemash

A greeting made famous by Borat, a Kazakhi played by comedian Sascha Cohen. It is derived from the Hebrew "chhag sameachh", meaning "happy holiday", the traditional Jewish holiday greeting. Cohen is Jewish, and often parodies the unselfconscious stupidity of Borat's antisemitism, ironically adopting a Jewish greeting as Borat's generic greeting.

"Jagshemash, today we go to throwing the Jew down the well to save our country. Beware his teeth."

by DocUnderwood November 10, 2006