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Jesse Jackson

(verb) To cut a mans testicles or "nuts" off.
The next time your boyfriend hits you, Jesse Jackson his punk ass!!!
by Kilikikopa December 8, 2010
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Jackson's Law

Similar to Murphy's Law, Jackson's Law states that the likelihood of any action being awesome is inversely proportional to the number of people observing.

By this law, any cool or hard to repeat action will be seen by few to no observers, while the most embarrassing will be seen by a crowd.
Andrew: Today I hit a pothole on my bike.
Will: Are you okay?
Andrew: Yeah - I flew off my bike, did a perfect combat roll, and came up running - not a scratch. But nobody saw it!
Will: Ouch. Jackson's Law is a bitch, man.
by Izaea September 21, 2009
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michael jackson

Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009), known as the "King of Pop", was an American musician and one of the most commercially successful and influential entertainers of all time. His unique contributions to music and dance, along with a highly publicized personal life, made him a prominent figure in popular culture for four decades.

Alongside his brothers, he made his debut in 1964 as lead singer and youngest member of The Jackson 5, and began a successful solo career in 1971. His 1982 album Thriller remains the best-selling album of all time, with Off the Wall (1979), Bad (1987), Dangerous (1991), and HIStory (1995) among the best selling. He is widely credited with having transformed the music video from a promotional tool into an art form, with videos for his songs "Billie Jean", "Beat It" and "Thriller" making him the first African American artist to amass a strong crossover following on MTV.

While preparing for the This Is It concert tour in 2009, Jackson died at the age of 50 after suffering from cardiac arrest. He reportedly had been administered drugs such as propofol and lorazepam, and his death was ruled a homicide by the Los Angeles County coroner. His death triggered an outpouring of grief from around the world with his globally live broadcast memorial service attracting an audience of up to one billion people.
Michael Jackson was a very successful artist.
by rc2696 October 21, 2009
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Curtis Jackson

Dude #1: "Yo homie, how much is that candy bar?"

Dude #2: "A Curtis Jackson."

Dude #1: "Aight. Can u spot me on that."
by Fity cent August 4, 2007
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Samuel Jackson

The NEW Chuck Norris,
The L. Stands for MUTHA FUCKIN!!
Samuel Jackson AKA SAMUEL MUTHA FUCKIN JACKSON Starred in Mutha Fuckin Snakes On A mutha FUCKIN PLANE!!!!!!
by SNAKES ON A PLANE!!! August 20, 2006
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Randy Jackson

A Randy Jackson is an alcoholic mixed drink named after the famous black guy/america idol judge. the drink consist of arnold palmer, vodka, redbull, and ovaltine. Its called a Randy Jackson because the dark color of the drink and the chocolate
guy 1: dude you were so wasted
guy 2: it was randy jackson
guy 1: the famous black guy?
guy 2: no the drink
by mehale December 19, 2011
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Hot Jackson

Recently deposited pile of canine excrement.
Shana knew it was time for the dog to come back inside, after she observed a Hot Jackson steaming in the snow.
by One Two February 7, 2008
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