greedy-fucking-itis 

Greedy fat fucker who can't stop eating and has no self control

I can't stop eating I have greedy-fucking-itis.

greedy-fucking-itis by MaMiJi May 27, 2017

Ur-Mom-itis 

Ur-Mom-itis is a common disease spread by Anthony 101 (you’ll have to get this joke only if you read Anthony 101) To get rid of this disease, Anthony 101 needs to say “Ur mom!” Three times willingly.

AHHHHH I GOT UR-MOM-ITIS!!!!!!

Ur-Mom-itis by Haters_gonna_hate_on_me February 5, 2019

Get-the-fuck-outta-here-itis 

When it’s 14 mins away from leaving somewhere and you just wanna get the fuck out

Bitch I got get-the-fuck-outta-here-itis

Get-the-fuck-outta-here-itis by Offioffy March 12, 2019

Bieber-itis 

A malignant condition affecting the intelligence portion of human brains, particularly female; symptoms are child molestation, partying to awful music, and creating horrendous renditions of Justin Bieber's lackluster songs at the top of one's lungs; believed to be caused by the prepubescent voice of one Justin Bieber; irreparable damage caused to brain cells; can be temporarily relieved by male singers who can vocalize at a lower pitch than Mariah Carey.

Fangirl 1: "omgg justin is lyk hott i wanna be his shawty :) :)"
Fangirl 2: "ikr omg justin biber i luv"
Troll: "You guys are pathetic."
Fangirl 1: "OMG U PATETIHC WHOR UR JUST JELOUSS OF JUSTIN!!! GET A LIFFEEEE!!!!!!"
Fangirl 2: "u r such a pointleesss b**** justin is amazing and so hottttt and sings so beautifully ur jus jelus GTFO"
Troll: "I spy an acute case of Bieber-itis. Doctors have just found the recent cure for cases like you two...."
Fangirls 1 and 2 (in unison): "OMG LYK WHATTTT?! WHATU SAYIN B****?!?!!?!?!!?!!1!111!!111!"
Troll: "...Wanna listen to...say..."*links to decent songs*

Bieber-itis by dragonxphoenix March 1, 2010

dumb bitch itis 

a girl who body shames, makes fun of ppls voice, compares and makes fun of suicide

sarah has dumb bitch itis

dumb bitch itis by alyssa wrote this bitch<3 August 2, 2020

The itis

When you call in sick to work but aren't really sick

"I think I'm going to catch the itis on Friday "

The itis by Quality associate March 2, 2014

the itis

a sexualy transmitted infection.

yo son dont stick yo dick up in that trick, she got the itis son, word is bond.

the itis by BALL$ June 23, 2007