wind chime

During sexual intercourse between a man and a women. The man will enter the girl from behind doggystyle and then lube up a small wooden or metal flute or whistle or possible combination thereof depending upon the size of the orifice. The male will then begin gradually going deeper and deeper into her vagina causing her colon to relax and forcing excess air through the flute or whistle to create a beautiful symphony of music to accompany her moans of pleasure.

Bob: So I was hanging out at this uppity piano bar last night talking to this real looker who just seemed like she was dying to get a cock in her. Turns out she just graduated from college and was really depressed because she'd never play in the orchestra again. Anyway, I told her I was a great conductor and took her back to her place where she let me jam her flute up her ass while riding her reverse cowgirl. Dude, her ass made the most beautiful wind chime I'd ever heard in my life. It definitely hit a high note when she came.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Shit winds

An adjective to describe that feeling you get before everything goes to shit or it can be used to describe a shitty situation.

Cop 1: Shhh. Did you hear that Andy.
Cop 2: What is Mr.Larry.
Cop 1: It's the shit winds Andy they are blowing my boy.

by Lord busts a turd February 3, 2019

winter wind

A solo piano piece written by Frédéric Chopin. It is also known as Etude Opus 25 No. 11, and infamous for it's fast and complex patterns of notes.

Wow, that 11 year old can play Winter Wind!
Nah, he's just asian.

by chopinyourdickoff June 8, 2016

Bucket of Wind

The best up-and-coming podcast on the interwebs. The show is currently available on YouTube, Podbean, and GooglePlay - Coming soon to iTunes!

Bucket of Wind is my absolute favorite podcast!

by Bucketofwind January 31, 2018

the wind took it

a blanket excuse to offset the blame for any kind of bad throw/kick/whatever in a ball or disc-centric outdoor activity. may even be used indoors.

Person 1: *serves a volleyball. volleyball goes backwards and lands on a roof.*
Person 2: you suck and volleyball and you suck at life! get off da field!
Person 1: the wind took it!

by cabbagemonster69 July 29, 2011

australian wind

When you stick your tongue in your lovers butt while they pass gas.

My lover gave me an Australian Wind and it vibrated my tongue

by KJO March 2, 2015

Chicken wind

The hot, meat scented air that comes out of the oven when you open it.

Adam: Dude what's wrong? You look disgusted.
Jerry: I just got hit with chicken wind. And I'm vegan!
Adam: Jerry seriously no one cares that you're vegan.

by im_jack_h June 17, 2016