Jane: that whore! she's such a hypocritical asthmatic. she has asthma, yet she hangs with the smokers. IRONIC.
Harry: totally. Oh my gosh. that totally doesnt fly my spaceship!
Harry: totally. Oh my gosh. that totally doesnt fly my spaceship!
by thisispissinmecleanoff November 15, 2009
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Friend: Hey what are you doing?
Hypocritical Whore: Nothing, home, my mom won't let me go out.
(She's actually at the opposite sex's house)
Hypocritical Whore: Nothing, home, my mom won't let me go out.
(She's actually at the opposite sex's house)
by iPolishprincess April 5, 2011
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one(s) who are hypocritical in a way that they hate on you and other people, but then turn around and call you a hater
elondon: why are you always hatin'
Cazzyb: what are you talking about name one person i am hating on
elondon:blah blah blah facebook blah blah blah photo albums
-----next day-----
elondon(via text) to dirrty d.- blah blah blah did you here about fodizzle and blah blah blah... hatin'
Elondon is a prime example of a hypocrater
Cazzyb: what are you talking about name one person i am hating on
elondon:blah blah blah facebook blah blah blah photo albums
-----next day-----
elondon(via text) to dirrty d.- blah blah blah did you here about fodizzle and blah blah blah... hatin'
Elondon is a prime example of a hypocrater
by Cazzyb February 24, 2010
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Teacher: You need to do well in school, obtain a college degree so you can do well in life.
Student: So why was George Bush president when he had a C average?
Teacher: Don't ask me, as the government.
Student: HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!
Example 2:
Doctor: You need to stop smoking. As you should know smoking causes cancer that may lead to death.
Patient: Sure, doctor. I will.
Outside
Doctor: *takes out a cigarette and lights it up*
Patient: *just so happens to walk out and see him and points* HYPOCRITE!!!!
Doctor: SHIT! D:
Teacher: You need to do well in school, obtain a college degree so you can do well in life.
Student: So why was George Bush president when he had a C average?
Teacher: Don't ask me, as the government.
Student: HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!
Example 2:
Doctor: You need to stop smoking. As you should know smoking causes cancer that may lead to death.
Patient: Sure, doctor. I will.
Outside
Doctor: *takes out a cigarette and lights it up*
Patient: *just so happens to walk out and see him and points* HYPOCRITE!!!!
Doctor: SHIT! D:
by allergictobullshit May 2, 2010
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Disambiguation
hypocriticalassfuckery was a term first used in the African tribes of Kh'elmari in 1660. It meant "to go full retard", but was later adopted by the Dutch and Belgian colonists and used to describe the sincere and honest contradiction in a statement.
Disambiguation
hypocriticalassfuckery was a term first used in the African tribes of Kh'elmari in 1660. It meant "to go full retard", but was later adopted by the Dutch and Belgian colonists and used to describe the sincere and honest contradiction in a statement.
Hypocriticalassfuckery
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"Wow, did you listen to that Fox reporter last night? She sure hypocriticalassfuckeried the hell out of those news"
E.g
"Wow, did you listen to that Fox reporter last night? She sure hypocriticalassfuckeried the hell out of those news"
by Fukkunchanyo May 15, 2014
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Jim is such a hypocripussy. He said his neighbor was being mean by watering his garden and it bothered Jim. That neighbor should not water except when Jim does.
by Spudsmanalive June 11, 2014
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