The Hulk Smash is simply the act of intercourse with a willing person, with One or Two of the participants wearing Hulk hands. And you must be smashing while repeating the phrase "HULK SMASH". Doggy style must be performed or else it is invalid. No exceptions. Bonus points if you perform a donkey punch with the hulk hands.
Ronny: Dude my roommate kept me up all night. Homie was really doing the Hulk Smash.
Jeremy : Did he do doggy style?
Ronny: Of course he did doggy style are you an idiot?
Jeremy: Donkey punch?
Ronny: Nah.
Jeremy : Did he do doggy style?
Ronny: Of course he did doggy style are you an idiot?
Jeremy: Donkey punch?
Ronny: Nah.
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A concoction of Mountain Dew and whole milk typically brewed by desperate stoners looking for a refreshing beverage.
Dude I'm parched can you make me a Hulk Shake.
Tammy, you bring the Mountain Dew! Skeeter you bring the milk. We're making us some Hulk Shakes!
Tammy, you bring the Mountain Dew! Skeeter you bring the milk. We're making us some Hulk Shakes!
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When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like the have big hands like Andre The Giant.
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-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.
-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.
-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”
Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.
-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.
-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”
Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!
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