A short ass 5'2 racist whom loves show ing you his 3 inch dick, he loves saying the n word and a guy named triston belew
Jake:hey triston wanna see my balls
Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
by NoVid April 14, 2022

When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like they have big hands like Andre The Giant.
by Coop Dupe October 18, 2022

She bully's kids. She tells people who are struggling with mental health to "get your lives together" and she tells people not do do anything last minute, then grades everything last minute after we are able to fix it.
by Cheesus69420 May 3, 2023

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by anonymous May 31, 2022

You body slam the shit out of your partner while she has your dogs dick in her mouth and she throws up on its dick while saying hulk hogan.
by AnimalLover3006 May 6, 2020
