Take the hobbits to isenguard

Noun - (To) take the Hobbits to Isenguard means either
1) To take a shit in a toilet
2) To make love, get laid. Usually, vaginal intercourse is the main method of penetration while taking the hobbits to Isenguard. The love-making session is usually sustained over a longer period of time.

1)
"Awh, man, BRB, I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard."

2)
Sam: "What are you doing this evening, Gerry?"
Gerry: "I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard tonight with Cass."
Sam: "Niiiiiiice."

by The Third Monkey August 16, 2011

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hobbitses

pl. Hobbits, generally said by the creature Gollum (Smeagle).

Stupid hobbitses, tricksy hobbitses, always keeping it from us... yes, my precious. We wants it!

by Erwinsky December 23, 2003

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Nasty Hobbitses

Roleplay, typically sexual. Involves two people, one as Gollum and one as Smeagol. Gollum should usually be on bottom, choking Smeagol from below. Engaging in this sex position assumes that the partners have obtained the cockring of power. Place the cockring on a third party's finger, Gollum bites it off, and uses it to fuck Smeagol.

Did you hear about Andrew and Christine with the nasty Hobbitses?

by Ngizzle June 3, 2018

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Culture Hobbit

A person, whom do to self-imposed isolation of cultures, is unable to adapt or appreciate the differences between thier cultures and the rest of the world.

A: "This state is raw!"
B: "That's called medium-rare, you Culture Hobbit"

by TommyCuffs February 16, 2023

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Hobbit hater

Someone who believes people deemed "unattractive" deserve to be excluded, mistreated, or erased from society based on their intrinsic appearance, height, or mannerisms.

"She refused to hire anyone who didn’t look like a model."
"Sounds like a total hobbit hater to me."

by ColenaSix November 26, 2024

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