HETERO FLEXIBLE

A female or male which are not bi or gay but is straight. They may do stuff with the same sex or have sexual dreams over same sex. They would never go out or date same sex

hey im hetero flexible.

by A.JZ September 10, 2008

mad hatter

LSD reference from Alice in Wonderland.

"...back to back hits of that Mad Hatter magic."
"Spiders in the mattress, paisley sunglasses, dialated eyes green, Ice grill that could burn through your Picture-in-picture widescreen.
Poison late late show starring Aes Aesop Rock and his jigsaw face."

by bigshady September 3, 2006

fixing heaters

Another way of saying having sex.

"My heater needs fixing."

"Everyone in school wants to fix her heater."

"Rules of fixing the heater are: always be naked, use tools."

by Ceci and Ralph June 25, 2005

here comes the heater

yelled by opponents in half-life 2 death match

"here comes the heater!!"
"thats a radiator, idiot!"
*BLAM!!*

by hex_ten December 18, 2004

heater

A hot fart. A fart where you can feel the warmth in your drawers long after the gas was passed.

"Keep your distance, I've been rippin' heaters all night".

by harold mann September 15, 2010

heteroflirt

a homosexual who flirts with members of the opposite sex

"Myron is such a heteroflirt."
"I thought you were gay!" "Yes, love... but I'm a heteroflirt."

by those who know the truth January 7, 2009

hetero shark

A heterosexual male who goes to lesbian bars/clubs in order to spit game at the few heterosexual females in attendance.

Matt is totally trying to pick up chicks and he knows good and well that it's lesbian night at Falcon; he's such a hetero shark!

by lashannon February 12, 2008