Ew-Hetero!

What your queer friends call your straight friends to annoy them *cough cough*

*Queer friends talking*
*straight friend comes over*
Straight friend: Hey guys
Queer friends run away screaming: Ew-Hetero!

by TheGingerQUiRe February 15, 2019

jimmy heater

A part of the extensive Friday Beers vocabulary which means a cigarette. A Jimmy Heater and a Johnny Heavy go hand in hand.

Hey, I need myself a jimmy heater to take the edge off.
Might as well throw in a couple Johnny heavies while we’re at it.

by iLoveBeerAndDarts May 7, 2020

heater

another word for a cigarette

"i know heater prices in new york are ridiculous but let me bum a heater bro"

by soxsfan58 May 5, 2009

heated

when you want to fuck the shit out of your girlfriend

i am sooo heated bree... lets get it onnnn!!

by 1loveson April 7, 2009

peter-heater

A term used by surfers to describe when they urinate in their wetsuits to relieve themselves and keep warm.

It was getting pretty cold out in the line-up, so i pulled a peter-heater and warmed right up.

by Michael Joshua May 26, 2005

dual-hatted

Having two duties, or wearing two hats
A boss's act of giving a competent employee an additional duty because:
a) management failed to account for a pressing need while planning
or
b) the employee slated to do that job is essentially worthless, and management feels compelled to task the next guy standing with the bad employee's duties

Since a senior staff member is horrible, my boss dual-hatted me as both logistics and operations manager.

I gave a presentation on maintaining a franchise's books, so the district manager dual-hatted me as both store manager and district comptroller.

by I-95 journey man July 31, 2010

Helter Skelter

a spiral-shaped playground slide.

like they say in that beatles' song, wonderfully covered by siouxsie and the banshees, "When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide"

by mickoner September 5, 2005