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Heresy

Heresy is from the Greek hairesis meaning, choose, and by extension in Theological terms, "doctrines of men who have chosen to follow their own views." In general, heresy is a self-chosen doctrine not emanating from God's word. Any doctrine or teaching which is contradictory to established Church doctrine based on the Holy Bible is called a heresy.
For example, Jesus being the Son of God is established Church doctrine based on the Bible. To forsake the word and choose to believe he is not, would be heresy! back
by cereal November 12, 2003
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USB Herpes

When your USB flash drive becomes infected with a virus and passes it off to every computer you plug it into. Also any computer that an infected USB drive has been plugged into passes the virus off to every USB drive plugged into it.
"Your computer gave me USB herpes!"
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herbess

weed/herb/pot/marijuana/ganja/etc.
Yo did you get the herbess
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bull fucking horseshit

an exclamation claiming disbelief

similar to bullshit, but with far more emphasis and humor
john: hey steve! I finally got laid by emily!

steve: BULL FUCKING HORSESHIT! I went out for her with two months and we never fucked!
by usualsuspectgigity November 29, 2011
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Herpes

Man, I must not be cool. I don't have herpes
by Dillon Farnum March 18, 2005
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hold your horses

Whoa, hold your horses there, big guy. We're not leaving yet.
by KungFoolio March 31, 2004
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hermes

Greek Messenger God

Family of Origin: Hermes is the son of Zeus and Maia who is one of the Pleiades.

Roman Equivalent: Mercury is the Roman name for the Greek deity Hermes.

Attributes: Hermes is sometimes young and sometimes bearded. He wears a hat, winged sandals, and short cloak. Hermes has a tortoise-shell lyre and staff of a shepherd.

Powers: Hermes is called Psychopompos (Herdsman of the dead or guider of souls), messenger, bringer of dreams, thief, trickster. Hermes is a god of commerce and music. Hermes is the messenger or Herald of the gods and was known for his cunning and as a thief from the day of his birth. Hermes is the father of Pan and Autolycus.
Latin teacher: "blah, blah, Hermes, the messenger god, blah, blah etc."
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